I don’t care if this YouTube video has 400,000 views, I hadn’t seen it and it’s Halloween weekend and this is my site so suck it.  This guy’s Bumblebee costume would be awesome simply for looking like that and for having flashing lights.  But the best part is, he can actually transform into a car.  The sad part is, that means he (or whoever actually made it) spent way more time figuring out the actual logistics of this than anyone on the Transformers movies.

MICHAEL BAY: MAKE ME A FOUNTAIN PEN THAT TURNS INTO AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER, AND BRING ME A LATTE!

Well sure, this sounds reasonable.  “We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system.”  Aw, I say that to all my dates.

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(“Who cares, it’s only fashion.”)

Congratulations, hipsters, you’ve finally ruined Where the Wild Things Are for me.  *Checks watch* And look at that, only two weeks before it comes out.  Well done, truly.  Anyway, you can have your very own 100% Polyester, Max-for-Adults romper suit for the low low price of just $610.  I’m sure you can find that much crumpled up in your messenger bag, right?  Then you and your trust-fund hippie friends can ride off on your fixed gears to find one black guy and one Asian girl, and then you can play “stock photo catalog.”  (*air ukulele*)

[via Buzzfeed]

^{Apathy Rabbit surveys the new H2 concept art}

BloodyDisgusting has the announcement along with some teaser art for H2, Rob Zombie’s creatively titled sequel to his 2007 remake of Halloween.  That’s right, a sequel to a remake.  I plan on taking a picture of myself, photocopying it, and faxing it to the theater in lieu of actual attendance.

The best age for kids is when they’re young enough that you can just dress them up in different outfits like dolls.  …I mean, uh, action figures.  Shut up.  What I meant was, the best age is, like, high school chicks.  GRR, FOOTBALL!

Also: If you’re dressing as the Joker today, you’re hereby sentenced to 11 months of ridicule.