Jude Law, who recently received the coveted “Deepest V Award” from Oompa Loompa University, stars in this commercial for Dior Homme directed by famous film director Guy Ritchie.  If I’m not mistaken, “homme” is a French word for “homo.”  Anyway, the five-minute ad appears to concern Law’s character planning a rendezvous with his lady friend, and the bulk of it takes the concept of “whispering sweet nothings” (emphasis on the ‘nothing’) to a ridiculous degree.  Sample dialogue:

“You know who I am. I know who you are. You know where I’ve been. I know where you’ve been.  That’s all I’m gonna tell you.  You know what I can do.  And I know what you can do. You’re gonna regret saying that.  Scared? Is that right?  Of course you are.  What?  Two of ya?  We’ll see.  Ooh.  When I find you.. and I will find you… you’re gonna wish you’d never been caught.”

I just looked at the v-neck picture while I was reading that and I got reeeeeally horny. Also, I thought it was odd that he was in that hotel room with the hot naked lady, but then he made her put her clothes on and leave so they could go look at a giant phallic symbol.

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Here’s Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law at the London premiere of Sherlock Holmes.   It’s a good visual illustration of why people love Robert Downey Jr. and hate Jude Law.  Dude, is that a silk polka dot scarf knotted around your neck?  David Carradine just got a boner in his grave.

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The Guy Ritchie/Brad Pitt/Jason Statham classic Snatch comes out on Blu-Ray tomorrow, and in support of its release, they asked if I would sponsor a giveaway for wheel less caravan. Of course I told them, “WhattafuggIwantwiddacaravanat’sgotnofugginwheels?”

So instead I get to give away the Guy Ritchie Blu-ray three pack, which includes Snatch, Layer Cake, and Revolver.  I don’t really know what Layer Cake has to do with Guy Ritchie, but it is a kick-ass movie.  First person to send me a funny gypsy/pikey-related photo or photoshop gets it.

MONDAY 3:40 EST: Contest closed, Mighty Fek’lhr wins with the first entry.

So Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes movie has a poster now.  Here it is.  Tagline: “Holmes for the holiday.”  Ha, get it?  It’s cute ’cause it’s stupid, like a dog that falls down.  Speaking of dogs, I would hug the sh-t out of that bulldog up there.

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This new, longer trailer for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes showed up on YouTube this morning, but there’s nothing I hate more than a YouTube video with the embedding disabled, so I waited for someone else to rip it and now I’m using that.  Oh I’m sorry, was I boring you with details? God forbid you actually take an interest in how my day was.

I thought the old cut of the trailer looked more promising, where Robert Downey takes a puff on his pipe and immediately jumps out of a window.  In this one, they show him running across the room and commando rolling first, and it seems less goofy and slapstick and more “serious action movie.”  But aside from that, and the generic-action-epic music, it still looks mostly comedic.  Which is the right direction when you’re dealing with Robert Downey Jr. beating people up with a cane.  I remain cautiously optimistic.  But I swear to God the first person to call it a “bromance” movie is getting punched in the throat.