Fighting stars Channing Tatum as a “tough street kid” who gets mentored in the fight game by Terrence Howard (though in real life, the only thing Terrence Howard beats is a djembe).  So basically it’s Never Back Down but set in New York and with a lighter-skinned black guy (the white guys look basically the same). MTV says…

Channing Tatum is seemingly everywhere these days, with his high-profile starring turn in “G.I. Joe” coming up this summer. But before then he’ll be taking it to the streets in “Fighting.” In the film, Channing plays a young criminal who becomes immersed in the bare knuckle world of underground fighting.

A bare-knuckle world?  Good heavens!  I’ll stick to wearing white gloves and attending fashionable tea parties, thank you very much.

The best age for kids is when they’re young enough that you can just dress them up in different outfits like dolls.  …I mean, uh, action figures.  Shut up.  What I meant was, the best age is, like, high school chicks.  GRR, FOOTBALL!

Also: If you’re dressing as the Joker today, you’re hereby sentenced to 11 months of ridicule.

Here’s some video of Drew Brees getting the Saints pumped up for their game against The Vikings last night. “THIS. IS. NEW ORLEANS.” he yells. Get it? It’s just like that 300 movie. Pretty cool right? I mean, pretending I’m in a movie about hot shirtless dudes totally gets me pumped up. Hoo ah! Let’s go play some football!

But first, squat thrusts.

More Gif fun after the jump.

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The video after the jump, called simply MANtage, is nine months old and according to YouTube, already has more than a million views.  But before someone sent it to me this morning, I’d never seen it.  Some might call me late to the party but to those people I say fuck you, I brought Funions.  The same guys have a not-as-funny-but-more-neato take on Kanye West’s "Stronger", which I’ve also included. -Thanks to Tasha for the tip

This is the teaser poster for Witchblade, a comic book movie that will be out next year.  I don’t know much about the plot, but I’m guessing it involves tits and dragons, tits and aliens, tits and robots, or some combination of the three. 

The story follows a specially chosen female who comes into possession of “a supernatural, sentient artifact with immense destructive and protective powers” called the Witchblade. The jewel-encrusted gauntlet gives the wearer extraordinary powers. The feature length theatrical live-action film will take a “more horror [sic]-based approach.” [/Film]

It’s part of a critically acclaimed series of graphic novels whose titles also include Slut Dagger, DVDAK-47, and of course, Lesbotank.