The trailer for Lost Boys 2: The Tribe hit the web today (high quality version here), and besides the fact that there’s not even a mention of Greasy Sax Dude, the quality of the franchise seems to have mimicked Corey Feldman’s career trajectory.

Though it’s called "The Tribe", it doesn’t seem to be about Jews at all.  Hollywood’s continuing anti-semitism is truly sickening.  I’m calling for a boycott.  What’s that?  It’s going straight to DVD?  Oh.  In that case… proceed.

[Thanks to 'RoboPanda' for the tip] 

I saw this on GorillaMask and I know it’s my partner site and all, but I thought these were cool enough to post.

Anyway, it’s a collection of the many Simpson‘s movie references with side-by-side comparison of shots from the movie referenced.  I’ve attached a couple of my favorites here, go to Neenja for the rest.

They remind of a time when references were kind of cool, before the Family Guy manatees writers decided they could take the place of actual jokes.  I have to say though, if you’re gonna do a Lost Boys reference, its should be required by law that it involve Greasy Sax Man.  Squibbity Blabbity Doo!

Corey Haim took out an ad in yesterday’s Variety that reads, (in case you can’t see the picture to the right):

This is not a stunt.
I’m back.
I’m ready to work.
I’m ready to make amends.

Defamer calls it a "nearly full-page ad", which Variety doesn’t sell, but full-page ads run $7,580 and half-page ads cost $4,610.  Either way a lot of money. But probably cheaper than Haim’s daily coke habit at its peak.  It’s an investment – whether it’s worth it remains to be seen.

I’ll tell you this though, the two-page spread with a close-up of my penis and the tagline "It’s Not Going To Suck Itself.  I’m Through Fucking Around." sure was a waste of money.  I’m thinking Highlights Magazine might not have been the best place to run it.

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip. I'd also like to see the inspirational poster parody people get ahold of this] 

As previously noted, all Coreys or Lost Boys-related news item must be accompanied by Greasy Sax Dude (thanks for the reminder, Watanabex).

 

This clip has been online for awhile, but svelte Matt Ufford of WithLeather reminded me I hadn’t posted it.

Anyway, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Judd Apatow and John C. Reilly’s double-entendre-heavy biopic parody, has a new promotional strategy: concerts.  That’s right, prancing in the footsteps of The Monkees, Spinal Tap, and Kiss, this fictional character is coming to a city near you. 

Joined by his band, the Hard Walkers, Reilly/Cox is making appearances in seven cities: Cleveland; Chicago; Austin; Nashville; San Francisco; Los Angeles and New York City. The first gig is this Wednesday at Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and all shows include a screening of the movie. [Cinematical]

I think this is a great idea, and I hope Greasy Sax Dude from Lost Boys follows his lead. He’s the only guy on the internet buffer and more hairless than yours truly. Seriously, I’m like a condom stuffed with walnuts – call me ladies.  Oh, and in case you were wondering, the chainmail choker means "Not Gay."

Greasy sax man here can mean only one thing: it’s Lost Boys-related news time! Life and Style Magazine has the first photo from the set of Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (Jewish vampires, maybe?) with Corey Feldman and Shaun Sipos.

The sequel is set in the shady surf city of Luna Bay, California, where vampires quickly dispatch anyone who crosses their path. Into this dark world arrive Chris Emerson and his younger sister, Nicole. Having just lost their parents in a car accident, the siblings move in with their eccentric Aunt Jillian and become new prey for the locals’ way of life. When Nicole unwittingly falls for a local vampire, Chris must locate and destroy the gang’s lifeline before his sister’s transformation is complete; to do this Chris finds himself relying on the expertise of none other than Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman). Subtle references to characters from the original film, and cameos from returning actors offer homage to the Lost Boys legend and set a sinister tone of impending doom. [MovieWeb]

In case you were wondering, that’s pretty much the same plot as the first one, except this one won’t have Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Dianne Wiest, or the other dude from Bill and Ted.  But hey, Corey Feldman, right?  He really gleams my cube.