Behold, the trailer for Samurai Princess, from Tokyo Gore Police writer Kengo Kaji.  You may remember TGP as the trailer that made penis noses and alligator-mouth vaginas hip again. Neither does Samurai Princess disappoint in the nightmarish gore department (which I believe is actually a division of Japanese parliament).

There’s much to love, but my favorite part comes at the 1:04 mark, when I actually wondered, Hmm, does this count as NSFW?  I mean, she’s naked, but you can’t see her nipples because her boobs have been chewed off.  I think that counts as SFW.  I mean, she’s basically wearing a gore bikini.  I’ve since added the work safeness of a gore bikini to my questions to meditate on, right between the sound of one hand clapping and a tree falling in an empty forest.  I like the new one the best because it gives me a boner.
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This is the trailer for Pink Eye, which was recently picked up by Halo-8 Entertainment for a limited theatrical run before it hits DVD on September 30.

Pink Eye is set in a small town in upstate New York, at a prison-like, dilapidated insane asylum where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong. Patients are dying in sick and twisted ways and those who survive are becoming raging, homicidal lunatics. It’s only a matter of time before all hell breaks loose and the patients begin to crave freedom to take their vengeance out on the world outside. When one patient does escape deformed, angry and far beyond insane, he brings death and terror to an unsuspecting town and everyone in it.

I’m thinking it could be the feel good hit of the summer.  Also, be on the lookout for the Perez Hilton cameo at about the 53-second mark.