With Valkyrie (trailer, review), The Reader, Adam Resurrected (“the story of a man who once was a dog who meets a dog who once was a boy.”), Defiance, Good, and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas all hitting theaters and making headlines around the same time, it’s hard to know just which holocaust movie to see when you really need to masturbate never forget important historical epochs.  Luckily, NY Mag has put together this handy flow chart.  Click here for the answers.  I’m a little disappointed they didn’t mention Defiance‘s ridiculous Dracula accents.  I mean, I hate Nazis as much as the next guy, but don’t make me choose between them and vampires.

This is the trailer for Good, starring Viggo Mortensen as a colleger professor who slowly succumbs to the charms of Nazism.

The rise of national socialism in Germany should not be regarded as a conspiracy of madmen. Millions of "good" people found themselves in a society spiralling into terrible chaos. A film about then, which illuminates the terrors of now.

Yeah, likely story you Kraut bastards.  You’ll also notice that though the film is set in Germany, everyone speaks the Queen’s English.  It’s pretty much standard practice, but just once I’d like to hear all the Germans talk like coal miners from West Virginia, or dock workers from New England, or harelipped Polacks.  Crap, I took it too far again didn’t I.