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MORNING LINKS
Val Kilmer chopped his hair off with a knife because he’s sane. |Film Drunk|

25 Funny Political Signs The World Needs Today |UPROXX|

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‘Archer’ Is ‘Skyfall,’ ‘Skyfall’ Is ‘Archer’
|Warming Glow|

Theory: A Soccer Headshot Is Funnier If It Happens Twice |With Leather|

Three Diseases That Are Actually Cultural Memes |Gamma Squad|

10 Longshot Predictions For The NBA Season |Smoking Section|

Hipster Brady Knew About Aerosmith Before You Did |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Why would you ever get out of bed? |theChive|

9 GIFs Of The Rolling Stones When They Were Young |Buzzfeed|

Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right
|The Superficial|

5 U.S. Cities That Were Destroyed—and Completely Rebuilt |Mental Floss|

Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped Erin Heatherton Because He Was Bored
|IDLYITW|

Sarah Silverman’s Crotch Prank Makes Conan Blush |HuffPost Comedy|

Tesla Coil Performance Art |Videogum|

5 Great Musical Scores for 5 Disappointing Movies |Unreality|

Trailer preview for World War Z looks like it’s going to ignite some nerd
rage |Screen Junkies|

Nine original poems from videogames. Who says videogames are illiterate?
|Fark|

20 TV Actors More Deserving Of Your “Nepotism” Scorn |Pajiba|

Jimmy Kimmel’s Voting Prank |Clip Nation|

If You Don’t Tip the Pizza Guy, He’ll Piss All Over Your Door |Brobible|

The Most Common Write-In Candidates |College Humor|

“Please Advise” |High Definite|

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People kept sending me this Worst Fake Accents video from Gawker and I was so pissed at the snub of Leonardo Di Caprio in Blood Diamond (“Een Amerikka eet’s bling bling, but out heah eet’s bling bang”) that I kept holding off posting it.  But man, that Keanu Cockney is effing epic.

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• The 10 most twisted holiday specials. |ScreenJunkies|
• Acclaimed comedy Mystery Team has opened in New York — demand it in your city, or I’ll eat this puppy. |
• Yahoo will sell your personal info for less than the price of a beej from yer sister. |GammaSquad|
• “Out of work prostitute will work for food.” |FListed|
• Hot girls with iPhones: there’s a fap for that. |HolyTaco|
• Here’s Lindsay Lohan topless.  Good thing she waited till she looked 60 for this. |WWTDD|
• Seven annoying photo poses that prove you’re a douchebag.  Number one?  Standing to the right of a guy wearing an “I’m with douchebag” shirt. |Guyism|
• The Snooky-getting-punched .Gif will change your life. |WarmingGlow|
• Try a new Wes Welker bagelwich.  |KissingSuzyKolber|

And finally, check out this sweet golden shower video:

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