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The Jesse Pinkman Saying ‘Bitch’ Supercut Is Revised And Better Than Ever |UPROXX|

5 Shows Certain To Be Renewed And 5 Shows Certain To Be Canceled |Warming Glow|

Good To See Michael Jordan Still Hanging Out With Cartoon Characters |With Leather|

New Consoles, And Four Other Awesome Things Coming To Gaming This Year |Gamma Squad|

Watch Brian Scalabrine Dominate A One-On-Three Pickup Game Like Only The White Mamba Can |Smoking Section|

Ravens Fans: Still The Worst |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

13 Great Movies Nominated for Razzies |Film.com|

Introducing The Manti Te’o Kiss Cam |Buzzfeed|

Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up |The Superficial|

Why Michelle Obama Really Rolled Her Eyes At John Boehner |HuffPost Comedy|

YouTube Commenters Break Down the 2013 Oscar Nominees |NextMovie|

20 Recyclable Objects That Might Surprise You |Mental Floss|

The Petting Zoo |Videogum|

An Internet Ransom Note |College Humor|

The B Movie is Alive and Well: My Favorite Asylum Mockbusters |Unreality|

Louis CK and History |Holy Taco|

The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2013 — A Pajiba Prediction |Pajiba|

Leonardo DiCaprio is Quitting Acting |IDLYITW|

Forty-five actors who went “gay for pay” |Fark|

The Delayed Films Of 2013: Why They Were Pushed Back & Which Ones Will You Be Seeing?
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Bang With Friends Is Here To Help |High Definite|

Watch a Bunch of Duke Kids Awkwardly, and Graphically, Talk About Sex |Brobible|

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"You want your milk pasteurized?" "No, only up to my ass crack."

That’s right folks, Snow White And The Huntsman is the hot new release this week.  There’s also What To Expect When You’re Expecting, so it’s a big week for ladies with poor taste in movies, I guess.  There’s also films starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Bean, Ray Liotta, Sean Astin, and Tom Sizemore.  We’ve got movies about militant Mexicans, ill-advised adoptions, teen prostitutes, and super hero party clowns.  There’s even some non-super heroic clowns, but they still look like they party!

The DVDs:
Snow White And The Huntsman
What To Expect When You’re Expecting
Lola Versus
Girl In Progress
Goats
6 Bullets
Cleanskin
Bad Karma
For Greater Glory
Adopting Terror
Elles
Stealing Las Vegas
Game Of Life
Rosewood Lane
Letting Go
Super Hero Party Clown
Scary Or Die
Beyond The Black Rainbow
After The Triumph Of Your Birth
Future World: City Of Mass Destruction

Want to know which film is written and directed by a convicted child molester? Continue reading.  Want to know which film is NC-17?  Continue reading.  Want to skip right to the boring Netflix suggestions?  Click here, but you did notice I mentioned teen prostitutes, right?

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This just feels... right.

When I read that Yahoo! had the exclusive trailer for David Duchovny’s latest movie, Goats, my first thought was, “What the hell was the last movie that he was in?” Sure enough, as he’s been starring as Hank Moody in the delightful Californication, Duchovny has been on a little big screen hiatus. Goats marks the end of that dry spell, and it looks like he picked an absolute doozie of a quirky character to come back with.

Duchovny plays Goat Man, a bearded hippie who lives in a family’s pool house and walks around with goats. It’s pretty simple, sure, but apparently much deeper.

In Goats, Ellis (Graham Phillips) is the most adult member of his eccentric family at 15 years old. His mom (Vera Farmiga) is a New Age hippie that spends all of her time working on self-help rituals with her hustler boyfriend (Justin Kirk). His dad (Ty Burrell) left home years ago and is more focused on his new wife (Keri Russell) and family. And then there’s Goat Man (David Duchovny), the goat-herding sage who has lived in their pool house since Ellis was a child, teaching him the meaning of stability, commitment, and expanding one’s mind. When Ellis decides to leave Tucson to go to the same East Coast prep school that his father went to, he easily assimilates to his new environment – even gaining the attention of a local girl (Dakota Johnson). But as he re‐connects with his estranged father, he finds Goat Man’s influence and his life out West thrown into stark contrast.

Sounds… interesting. But hell, what do I know? I actually enjoyed Evolution, and that movie was a dud. In fact, here’s a shocking revelation – did you know that Evolution – the alien movie with Duchovny, Orlando Jones, and Julianne Moore – cost $80-freaking-million dollars to make? That just seems like way too much to me. But even stranger, it somehow ended up grossing $98 million, thanks to $60 million in foreign box office earnings.

I guess what I’m trying to say is someone should investigate DreamWorks for trafficking drugs.

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Frotcast 72: Lindy West LIVE IN STUDIO! If you haven’t listened to a frotcast before, now would be a good time to start. |Film Drunk|

5 Reasons Most Studies About Violent Video Games are B.S. |Gamma Squad|

LeBron’s Mom Will Look Beautiful When She Meets Jesus Tonight |With Leather|

‘Top Chef: Dads’ Is Hilarious |Warming Glow|

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Famous MMA highlight-reel victims, Where Are They Now? |CagePotato|

This guy yells at 18 wheelers. It’s funny. |GorillaMask|

See, now that’s how you horse mask. |Videogum|

If Cormac McCarthy Wrote Yelp Reviews |Buzzfeed|

Judge orders Lindsay Lohan to finish her Playboy photo shoot before reporting to jail to begin her 30 day sentence |FARK|

7 Classic gangster movies remade with Juggalos. |ScreenJunkies|

Courtney Stodden is an alien from planet skank. |TheSuperficial|

The twisted history of Twister (the game, not the Helen Hunt movie). |MentalFloss|

15 funniest foreign translations of movie titles. |NextMovie|

Poor person thing I’d do even if I won the lottery. |HolyTaco|

5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World’s Cynics Despise Them |Pajiba|

Mmm…Bucket of Bacon |The Daily What|

A Halo Sniper Rifle Replica Rendered in Legos |Unreality|

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A news round-up of robbers getting beaten up by disabled people. |Uproxx|

Russian singer on kids’ show has boobs and outfit that put Katy Perry to shame. |WarmingGlow|

The Best and Worst of Wrestlemania XXVII. |WithLeather|

Terry Gilliam film is getting a remake. |GammaSquad|

If you’re not interested in our interview with Parry Gripp, we can’t be friends. |Frotcast|

Jay-Z Unveils Shiny New Site, Life & Times. |SmokingSection|

The most asinine article you will ever read (if you stop reading celebrity news right after) |HolyTaco|

Most brutal street fight knockout ever. |BostonBarstoolSports|

“Zombies” protest against Wisconsin gov, and to raise awareness for dork acceptance. |TheDailyWhat|

Watch Tom Hanks, Elton John and More in ‘Laser Cats: The Musical’. |Moviefone|

Here’s a rabbit screwing a dog.  Doggy style. |Buzzfeed|

Girl leaves (wrong) guy the most pathetic/hilarious drunk dial message ever. |G4|

Miley Cyrus sex doll sells out in an hour.  But does it have opossum breath? I demand authenticity! |TheSuperficial|

Nina is a girl who wears bras, but not much else. |GorillaMask|

8 Customers Flipping Out In Stores. |EgoTVOnline|

A rundown of all the ways Hangover 2 rips off the original. |ScreenJunkies|

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