Opening this weekend:

Terminator Salvation
You can read more than you probably want to know about it in my review.  Bottom line, it ain’t a bad flick to get dragged to if you’re just looking for something that looks cool and has lots of explosions.  The main difference between this and T2?  In both, the bad guy gets frozen by liquid nitrogen.  In T2 they actually write the liquid nitrogen into the scene.  It’s definitely better than the last Indiana Jones, and definitely worse than Star Trek.  After the jump, you can watch McG explain his favorite scene.

Night at the Museum 2
Haha, way to have kids, loser.  Pretty soon you’ll be going to Night at the Mausoleum.  Haha, I kid because I’m lonely.  On a serious note, I haven’t seen this or the first one, but it looks a lot better than Hotel for Dogs or the one where The Rock plays the tooth fairy.

Dance Flick
Oh joy, another Wayans Brothers movie.  If you’re seeing this you’d have to be pretty hard up for entertainment.  Have you considered suicide?  It may not be *the* answer, but it’s definitely *an* answer.

The Girlfriend Experience
Pornstar Sasha Grey plays a prostitute for Steven Soderbergh.  If it’s not playing in a theater near you, you can still order it on cable.  Other than Ocean’s Twelve, I can’t say as I’ve ever been super disappointed by a Steven Soderbergh flick (Out of Sight is especially underappreciated).  And I’d love to recommend it based on Grey’s presence alone, but really I just wish she’d stop squinting.  Settle down, bitch, it ain’t that bright.

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This is the brand new trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience, my posting of which was in no way an excuse to post pictures of pornstar Sasha Grey.  Sasha Grey, a pornstar who normally makes her living as a naked, hardcore pornstar who loves anal, bukkake, creampies, orgies, threesomes, gangbangs and nude lesbian, makes her mainstream debut in The Girlfriend Experience, which probably left thousands of other naked, hardcore, lesbian pornstars jealous of, or possibly horny for pornstar Sasha Grey.  (*cough*) SASHA GREY NAKED SASHA GREY NAKED SASHA GREY NAKED! (*cough*).  I apologize, everyone, I seem to have something stuck in my throat.

When Steven Soderbergh cast squinty porn star Sasha Grey in his film The Girlfriend Experience, I thought, “Wow, what an easy way to bump up my page views.”  More importantly I thought it was interesting choice – Grey’s willing to do pretty much anything on camera (she supposedly asked Rocco Siffredi to punch her in the stomach during fellatio in her first scene). But she never really seems to be enjoying herself. Unlike, say, Jenna Haze.  …Um, so I’ve heard.  But maybe that’s what Soderbergh wanted.  Some guys are into that.

Set in the weeks leading up to the 2008 presidential election, the film tells the story of five days in the life of Chelsea, an ultra high-end Manhattan call girl who offers more than sex to her clients, but companionship and conversation – “the girlfriend experience.”  Chelsea thinks she has her life totally under control—she feels her future is secure because she runs her own business her own way, makes $2000 an hour, and has a devoted boyfriend who accepts her lifestyle. But when you’re in the business of meeting people, you never know who you’re going to meet…

Could it be a UPS guy with freakishly large genitals?  We’ll have to wait and see.  The trailer doesn’t tell us much of anything, except that she seems to be incapable of opening her eyes.  If her and Josh Hartnett had a kid you could play jump rope with its eyelids.

(If you’re a non-U.S. type, I’ve got a different player that should work below)
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