Reader Stinky Peet created this yesterday in honor of Brendan Fraser playing William Tell.

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Dragons having sex with cars, an illustrated essay. |Buzzfeed|

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Penelope Cruz and Vanessa Hudgens at the Pirates premiere. |TheSuperficial|

Six other Thors less worthy of your attention. |HolyTaco|

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Brad Pitt gets a wife in World War Z. |GammaSquad|

Tom from Myspace is a real estate agent in Vegas now. |Uproxx|

That C-word Gloria Allred says Roger McDowell called fans the F-word. The bigoty one. |WithLeather|

Jay Cutty and Kristin Cavallari are, like, married or whatever. |KissingSuzyKolber|

The more I read about him, the more I think Alex Pettyfer is cool.  |TheSuperficial|

60 contributions South Park has made to the English language. |Clutch|

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This guy has a sweet alien suit. |UnrealityMag|

The generation’s douchiest films. Yeah, you better put Boondock Saints on there. |Pajiba|

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Art By Atomic Bomb Survivors In Japan. |Buzzfeed|

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CBS wants Charlie Sheen back.  I hope he makes thing kiss his warlock rings. |WWTDD|

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After the jump is a supercut of people saying the title OF the movie IN the movie. THIS. IS. INCEPTION. (*Leo kicks Ellen Page down mind hole*)  I also think it’d be fun to make one of these for bands who constantly say the name of their band in their songs.  Fred Durst can shout “Limp Bizkit” in his tough-guy voice all he wants, all it’s going to do is be a constant reminder of how lame a person would have to be to name his band “Limp Bizkit.”

“Dude, let’s name our band after that game where you have to eat a semen-soaked cookie!”

“I dunno, bro. It’s good, but it seems a little… soft.  …Wait, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“We misspell it?”

(Together) “WITH EXTRA Z’S!”

(*freeze frame on jumping high five*)

Anyway, all this video does is make me wish Blood Diamond had been called “Bling Bang.”

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I know I haven’t done Friday Free For All in a few weeks, but I’m going to make it up to you today with the 1989 musical video for Angela Winbush’s “It’s the Real Thing.” This video is notable for featuring both a young Don Cheadle and a profusion of sequined baseball hats.  Cheadle would later go on to score an Oscar nomination for 2004′s Hotel Rwanda, but nowhere was he able to display the sense of fun and whimsy he showed here.  All you really need to know about this video is the exchange at the beginning, after Winbush shows up to the car wash in her Ferrari Testarossa.

CAR WASH ATTENDANT: “Hot wax?”

ANGELA WINBUSH: “The hottest.”

Aw, yeah, son, I’m gettin all hot!  So does that mean she’s gonna have to change her name to Angela Waxedbush?  Honestly, I’m curious.  I’m frightened and confused by the 80s.

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