Here’s Jack Nicholson popping in on Jennifer Lawrence during her post-Oscars interview with George Stephanopoulos. He tells her she did a beautiful job, and drops that old chestnut, “you look like an old girlfriend of mine,” a favorite of old pervs everywhere. At least he didn’t say “you remind me of my daughter,” like that British soldier right before he raped Braveheart’s girlfriend.

For her part, Jennifer Lawrence was obviously starstruck, but still poised enough to tell Jack playfully “you’re being very rude,” and “do I look like a new girlfriend?” Man, I don’t think I’ve ever been as comfortable in my own skin as that girl seems to be every second of every day. I’m sure there’ll be an eventual backlash against her as people get tired of all of us talking about how great she is, but just know that it’s only because she actually is so great and that I will fight you.
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I’m not going to lie to you, this is only movie related by the thinnest of rationales, and I’m adding almost zero value to a .gif someone else created. That said, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I let the Manti Te’o/Lennay Kekua Usual Suspects/Kaiser Soze gif slip by without bringing it to your attention. I place it below the fold because the file’s a little big and I don’t want to slow the main page to a crawl. In any case, here it is, the Mant Te’o Usual Suspects .gif:

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So we’re calling this “The Shawshank Omelette.” Burnsy discovered it the other day and I don’t have much to add, other than to say that it’s fantastic. I hear it comes with hash browns and 500 yards of sh*t smelling foulness that you can’t even imagine. Served with a tall drink of water and a silver spoon up your ass.

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I’m not 100 percent sure where this gif came from, but if I had to guess I’d say it’s from the Japanese knockoff of The Iron Lady, judging by the Meryl Streep-type playing the lead. I have to say, their version seems much more exciting.

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YESH!

Sean Connery has tennis fever! Yesterday, Andy Murray broke Great Britain’s 76-year drought with a US Open win over Novak Djokovic in a finals match that lasted a record four hours and 54 minutes. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, why are you talking about tennis, homo?”

Haha, sorry, bros! It’s only because Sean Connery was there. He may be retired from acting (no word on whether he still stars in his wife’s paintings), but that just gives him more time to spend supporting his fellow Scots, like Andy Murray. “THAT’CH RIGHT, ANDY! SHOW THISH DIRTY SHLAV HOW WE DO IT IN GLASZHGOW! PISH OFF, DJOKO! YER MOTHER’SH A GYPSHY!”

Do I have a gif of Sean Connery fist-pumping like a champ? Of COURSE I do. This could be my finest work:

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