This comes from a clip from a German TV show that you can watch below. I have no idea what’s going on in it, other than that Kevin James is shoving oranges into his mouth for some reason.

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Yep, it's a toilet

Oh, hello.  Sorry, I didn’t see you there.  I was just using the headline of this post to brainstorm keywords for Gary Busey’s IMDB profile.  But as long as you’re here, you should watch this trailer for The Return of the Moonwalker, an English-language German film in progress.  It has all the usual movie stuff:

Gay midget sex
Michael Jackson’s severed hand used as a sex toy
Talking toilet
A guy in a rubber Hitler mask
…clown rape?  I think?  Is it as funny as you always thought it’d be?
Zombie Michael Jackson
“Have you seen my childhood?”  “I’m afraid not, Mr. Jackson, but we did bring you a big, fat, doobie.”
“He who controls Michael Jackson controls the masses!”

And just when you think it couldn’t get any wilder, BOOM! MOTHERF*CKING PAPYRUS FONT!  My game has been changed.

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Like lists? I don’t care! This is a list of my favorite stories in the world! Here on FilmDrunk, we know we run a site that’s supposed to be about movies, but every once in a while, a story comes along that’s so insane that it sounds like it should be a movie, and we can’t help but cover it. Besides, how much consistency can you expect from me? I’m not even wearing pants. Stop harshing my mellow, guy.

These days, the headlines are so insane that “man bites dog” just doesn’t cut it anymore. If that infamous dog biter from the old time days wanted to make headlines today, he’d have to eat the dog’s eyeballs, then train it to have sex with his daughter, whom he’d kept locked in a backyard shed for the last 20 years. So without further ado, here are my picks for the most insane news stories of 2010, the stories which — some funny, some tragic, some weird — made me feel like I’d been f*cked by a blind dog in a backyard shed.

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Masturbating to Showgirls when I was younger warped my psyche, because from that point on, I expected the female orgasm to look like Elizabeth Berkley flopping around (NSFW) like an injured sea lion under a waterfall.  But as it turns out, the female orgasm is a myth.

According to German publication/site Extratipp, writer/director Marc Vorlander has been developing a [Showgirls sequel] called SHOWGIRLS: STORY OF HOPE, one centered on the original’s minor character, Hope — played then and now by model/actress Rena Riffel.

The project, says the trade, is so “good” it attracted two Hollywood producers and a $25M budget for production in Frankfurt.  “It’s about stripper who died from a dose of contaminated cocaine. Her brother comes to Frankfurt to find the responsible and revenge.” [JoBlo]

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No, this isn’t film related, but look at that headline: do you care? This is Armani, a bull terrier owned by (of course) a German named (I shit you not) Frau Kogan (okay, Frau isn’t actually her first name, but still). In this video, it sounds like Armani says “Mama,” and that’s news in the U.K., because the U.K. is a silly, silly place. Personally, I don’t think Armani is a genius just because his bark kind of sounds like Mama. I think he’s a genius because he’s wearing a bow tie. Give him a monocle and I’d vote for him for congress.