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This is the trailer for The Robber (Der Rauber), a film from German director Benjamin Heisenberg that tells the true story of Austrian bank robber and runner Johann Kastenberger, a marathon runner who used his distance-running skillz to rob banks and then flee on foot.  Friggin Europeans.  It promises all the bank robbing, scary masks, and love triangles of The Town with less car chases and Sawx gear.  ACHTUNG! ICH LEBEN ZEESS WHOLE TOWN EEN MEIN REARVIEW!

A champion marathoner leads a double life as a serial bank robber, sprinting between fixes (and away from police cavalcades) as many as three times a day. Based on the real-life story of Austria’s most-wanted bank robber of the 1980s, Benjamin Heisenberg’s thriller is a lean, visceral study of pathological compulsion, featuring a riveting central performance by Andreas Lust (REVANCHE).

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I’m pretty sure this viral ad for Gushers isn’t actually from Germany, but then again all of the kids in it are white.  Either way, scary as a Nazi rally. [via PixelatedGeek]

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