Despite the fact that Xuxa warranted only a small, anomalous blip in my childhood memories, she apparently had the second highest selling album in the history of Brazil and at one point had amassed a $470 million fortune. I remember her mostly for her short-lived English kids show, but she also posed for Playboy, just in case you’re feeling Google Image Search-y. Mmm-mm, ain’t no P like host-of-a-children’s show P, am I right, bros?
Anyway, in this video, a bunch of Brazilian kids are busy beating each other up, but then Xuxa shows up on her white motorcycle and her dog puppet teaches them how to do graffiti. Later that day, Will Smith popped in to film the intro to Fresh Prince of Bel Air and all the kids moved to New York where they taught Johnny 5 to steal car stereos. At least, that’s how I remember it.
Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I post a video, any video, just because, and usually I like to give them nice write ups and even attempt intelligent commentary. But today you’re getting none of that because you’ve got a pug pushing a stroller. Asking for more from me would just be greedy. Fine! Okay okay, I’ll throw in a gif of monorail cat:
This certainly isn’t the first clip I’ve posted from 1988’s Bulletproof, but this is a movie with both Gary Busey and Danny Trejo we’re talking here, you can’t have too much. In this clip, Busey drifts off to fantasy land where he shows off his saxophone chops (because we all play saxophones in our dreams from time to time, don’t we?), and makes out with his co-star in such a way that I’m pretty sure their lips don’t actually touch. But can you blame Darlanne Fluegel? Knowing Busey, he probably had coyote breath. Hold on, I’m getting some new information here… okay, check that, it wasn’t a saxophone, it’s actually a butthorn.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
I know there will come a time, probably very soon, when I’ll get tired of Linkin Park guy singing to his computer while trying to eye hump his web cam. But for now I love this goofy son of a bitch. Really, I dare you to watch the first ten seconds of this and not laugh. It’s impossible. He does the echo part so well! I’m not gonna lie, I miss the tank top a little. And wait a minute, is that a wedding ring I see? Are we to believe that there’s a Mrs. Linkin Park guy? I believe a duet is in order. God, how awesome would it be to see Mr. and Mrs. Linkin Park guy, Rooster, and Trish, all rocking out to Ozzy in the Neverending Story van? I’d party with ‘em. (*chugs budweiser, chucks can at bonfire*)
[Thank Bobby Hacker for discovering this guy]
You may remember Linkin Park guy here from the other day. ALTERNATE LEDE: This is what your Uncle Steve does on your computer while you’re away. This time around he sings some Disturbed. Guys, if this doesn’t make you want to rock, you have no pulse. And Girls, I apologize for ruining whatever panties you were wearing when you watched this. GRR, SINGING TO MY COMPUTER! OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!! He truly has the voice of an angel. An angel of rocking. This man is the patron saint of tank tops.
After the jump, a kitty that likes boxing.
