According to WENN, Lindsay Lohan has taken a pay cut, getting paid only $75,000, for the chance to play the "edgy" role of a sex-addicted waitress in Florence.

A source tells the magazine, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.” [Source]

I know her boobs are huge and she likes to party naked, but lets review her last few movies, shall we?  

I Know Who Killed Me: Lindsay’s DUI arrest kept her from being able to promote the movie. With a $12 million dollar budget, it eventually grossed $9 milion at the box office.  Went on to set a record eight Golden Rasberry awards, including Worst Film and Worst Actress
Georgia Rule:Middling reviews, less than $20 million in domestic box office
Chapter 27: Still out in theaters.  …Things don’t look good.
Bobby: Received a Golden Globe nom for best picture, but earned barely $12 million domestic box office  

So basically, every film she’s done in the last two years could generously be called a complete bomb.  Is she worth $75,000?  You read the part about huge boobs and partying naked, right?  By the way, Freckletits playing a nympho is about as edgy as Danny DeVito playing a short guy.

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]  

Jared Leto’s 60-pound weight gain for Chapter 27 reportedly took a toll on his body and briefly left him wheelchair bound.

"I don’t know if I’ll ever be back to the place I was physically."
But the 36-year-old stands by his decision to gain so much weight – insisting it enabled him to capture the spirit of Chapman, who shot Lennon dead outside his New York apartment in 1980. Leto explains, "It was important to make that transformation because I thought his physical representation of himself was an indication of who he was. And it changed everything about who I was – the way I walked , the way I talked, the way I felt about myself, the way people treated me."  [CinemaBlend]

Leto discussed his transformation on a segment of the Tyra Banks show entitled, “Pretending to be Poor is Hard Work”.  But everyone knows gaining weight for a role is how you gain respect as an actor.  So… how’s that workin out for him? 

This misbegotten psychological portrait eagerly foregrounds Leto’s excess blubber and histrionic blather, delivered like bad improv outside the Dakota building. –Village Voice
Will likely make its own mark on history as the single most relentlessly self-conscious vanity project to ever be conceived. –eFilmCritic
At one point, Chapman confesses that he doesn’t enjoy the movies because they’re "so goddamn phony," and with regard to the superficial, ugly-as-dirt Chapter 27, he’s right on the money.  –Slant Magazine [Via RT]

Ouch – better luck next time. In retrospect, probably shouldn’t have wasted the big weight gain on a movie with Lindsay Lohan in it.  In other news, a New York Daily News review of my penis described it as “Substantial, but not unapproachable.” 

Chapter 27 is a movie about Mark David Chapman, the guy who shot John Lennon. It stars Jared Leto, overweight and overacting in the lead, alongside Freckletits Lohan.

According to Collider, it’s finally getting a limited release March 28th after being plagued by bad reviews, protests from Lennon fans, and being leaked on the internet more than a year ago.

I think their biggest mistake was giving a lonely stalker like Mark David Chapman a love interest, and then casting Lindsay Lohan.  Everyone knows a guy who was boning Freckletits would never shoot John Lennon – he’d be too busy having crazy sex and getting tested for STDs.  But – hey, look! It’s Judah Friedlander and he’s not wearing a hat with something stupid on it!  Lamest. Schtick. Ever.

Interesting sidenote: The actor who plays John Lennon is a guy named Mark Lindsay Chapman, who was turned down for a part of Lennon in a 1985 Lennon biopic for NBC, because his name was too similar to Lennon’s killer. 

In what I can only hope is a lesson for young girls everywhere, it appears Freckletits’ posing naked stunt has totally paid off.

Lohan will join Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a film that follows two rival renaissance fair troupes on the competitive circuit. …The film is set to shoot in April, with the cast also featuring Cary Elwes, Matthew Lillard, David Arquette, Ann Margaret, Orlando Jones and Molly Bryant [Zoinks! Weirdest cast ever! -Ed.]. [Source]

I wonder of Lindsay Lohan’s planning to gain a bunch of weight for this.  Because, as everyone knows, Ren Faires are where fat goth chicks go to pick up dudes by confusing them with 10 inches of corset-enhanced cleavage.  I mean… uh, so I’ve heard. Me? I’d rather stay home eating pussy and drinking beer than go to one of those, knowwhatahmsayin?  High five?  Guys still do that, right?

As reported earlier today by sister site masculine brother site WWTDD, Quentin Tarantino said recently that Lindsay Lohan "is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."

When asked if he’d ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, "I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!"

As reported by anyone who’s ever seen him, Quinny The Chin is coked out of his face 24 hours a day.  I say a lot of things when I’m coked out of my face too.  Kooky stuff like, "Yeah, I love you too, grandma."

Still, coked up director + freckled up titties = anything can happen.