(click to enlarge – Fedor pic via MMAmania)

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

• New thing: special nightclubs for fat people.  |FListed|
• Douchebags of the United States, classified by region. To the SoCal BroCal I would’ve added “girlfriend with hair dyed bleach blonde on top and black underneath”.  See also: “oversized skate brand hat with perfectly flat bill.” |HolyTaco|
• Hottest NBA cheerleader on each team. |BleacherReport|
• The worst MMA commercial ever. “Grab a Mickey’s and crush it on your head because you’re an idiot, aren’t you, target demographic.” |CageDoctors|
• Six characters who show up in every zombie movie. |Cracked|
• Attack of the Show presents: Slasher School. |G4|
• Sexy Halloween costumes – a link I’m including solely because it includes a girl dressed as Anne Frank kissing a guy dressed as a suicide bomber.  |HeebMagazine|
• Proof Mattel has lost their minds: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.  No, really. |ToplessRobot|

And, last but not least, WILLEM DAFOE SHOOTING ETHAN HAWKE WITH A CROSSBOW!

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It’d been a few years since I’d seen Forrest Gump when I saw Benjamin Button, and it was still impossible not to notice the similarities.  The case that screenwriter Eric Roth plagiarized himself is even more damning with the evidence presented side by side in this video, which calls Button “exactly like Gump, except, no AIDS”.  Though it did have Hurricane Katrina, which is basically the new AIDS. If you ask me, the biggest mistake of Button was not getting this guy in there somehow.  Don’t get judgy, you know your ass would’ve been stealing beer too.

UPDATE: Says commenter “Orca-fat”: “Umm, Forrest Gump wasn’t from Louisiana. He was from Alabama. He played football for the Crimson Tide. I know all those ignorant red-staters are pretty much the same, like everyone with skin darker than mine, but the video emphasizes ‘raised in Louisiana’ and ‘New Orleans voiceover’ when the question of home state is possibly the only actual difference between the two movies.” Good point. I probably should’ve caught that.

[via /Film]