Finch REALLY likes Baja Fresh.
Never underestimate the amount of strange poontang even the most unflattering of movie roles will get you in LA. As Jason Biggs once told a friend of mine, “bro, I’ve gotten a lot of pussy from American Pie. …Like, a LOT of pussy.” (True story). But there’s a fine line between capitalizing on your stardom and, say, having a crazy person throw her pube shavings at you. A lesson Eddie Kaye Thomas, best known as Paul “Shitbrick” Finch from American Pie, learned recently when a woman TMZ describes as a one-night stand barricaded herself in his house and had to be taken out by flash-bang grenades. What do you think here, Stifler’s mom joke or Natasha Lyonne joke?
Los Angeles police on Wednesday evening fired flash bang grenades and tear gas into the home of “American Pie” actor Eddie Kaye Thomas after a woman barricaded herself inside the dwelling and allegedly refused repeated commands to leave, authorities said.
The woman, allegedly armed with a knife, was taken into custody after SWAT officers surrounded the Hollywood Hills home about 6:30 p.m., the Los Angeles Poliice Department said. Thomas was not at the home at the time.
The unidentified woman spent the night at the home, Neiman said. In the morning, when she was asked to leave, she refused and pulled a knife, and also destroyed property at the residence, authorities said. [LATimes]
You’ll have a hard time convincing your friends she was cute when they needed a SWAT team, grenades, and tear gas to take her down. “Dude, did you sleep with King Kong?” Anyway, you’re probably wondering where one finds a fine lady such as this. The answer? Mel’s Diner, apparently.
