KNOCK KNOCK: WHO’S THERE? REVIEWS BITCH!

05.13.08 Written by Vince Mancini

Sometimes people ask my opinion about stuff.  I like that.  Saves me the trouble of trying to get their attention through shouting and stick-pokery. 

Here are my reviews of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Baby Mama – hoping to start doing more up-to-date stuff in the next two weeks.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Dominated by writer/star Jason Segel, FSM is a one-man show.  You’ll forgive it because he’s really funny – but basically it’s like the Cleveland Cavaliers of comedy movies. Gay sports analogies aside, the most impressive thing about Segel is that he’s not just funny, he’s funny in service of the story. 

The plot is pretty standard: Segel’s character, a composer for a Law and Order-type show gets dumped by his long-time girlfriend, the show’s star (Kristen Bell).  On the advice of his brother (Bill Hader), he takes a vacation to Hawaii to forget about her.  Through the magic of Hollywood, she happens to be already booked at the very same resort with her new pretentious British rockstar boyfriend, Aldous Snow (Russell Brand).

Within that basic framework, Segel proves he has a talent for making you laugh while still allowing his character to feel like a real person.  He’s not, say, Adam Sandler playing a Mossad agent or a Mike Myers foreigner – he doesn’t need to be the movie, and yet he’s still its driving force.  Two of the funniest scenes involve Segel getting dumped while naked (full frontal male nudity included), and Segel performing songs from his musical, written from the point of view of Dracula (and sung in Dracula’s accent). Segel completely takes over both scenes but he manages to make them feel honest rather than hammy – there’s a nice push-pull between laughing with him and laughing at him.  Being comfortable with your own vulnerability and making it work for you takes both brass balls and a light touch – a rare combo.

The story, wisely, doesn’t waste much time setting up a premise we’ve already accepted.  In 15 minutes or so, we’re already in Hawaii.  But once we get there, the supporting characters we meet are mostly a bust. 

Too many minor characters feel like they came from the stock comedy character catalog.  The enormous but benevolent Hawaiian guy, the fat wisecracking black guy from the ghetto, Paul Rudd as the stoner surf instructor, Jonah Hill as the waiter and obsessive Aldous Snow fan – Rudd and Hill are talented enough to turn lemons into lemonade, but the kooky supporting cast feels like the vestigial remnants of crappier movies (50 First Dates, for instance).  The worst is Jack McBrayer playing the same annoying virgin weirdo he plays on 30 Rock who’s as unfunny as he is unlikable.  Even if I liked Kenneth from 30 Rock (which I don’t, at all), I’d be wondering what Kenneth was doing in Hawaii and why he had a different name.  Was this some cross-promo scheme?  Either way, lame.

Among the bit players the only real bright spot is British comedian Russell Brand as Aldous Snow, the new boyfriend.  It would’ve been easy to turn Snow into a boneheaded, self-serious cliché, and we still would’ve laughed at his band Infant Sorrow and their exhortations (via music video) to “fight back against violence” and “sodomize intolerance”.  But when Snow turns out to be fairly likable and his buffoonery is occasionally tinged with real wisdom, it’s a pleasant surprise.  Just like in real life, sadly, not every guy your girlfriend dates after you turns out to be a complete prick.

A tanned and sexy (never was a fan before, but she’s looking good here) Mila Kunis (from That 70s Show and Family Guy) is decent as Segel’s new love interest, the hotel reservations manager.  She’s not quite a fully fleshed out character, but she’s not the one-dimensional sexy tomboy male fantasy you’d normally see either.  She’s imperfect, which is nice, but not quite imperfect in a believable, consistent way either.

Kunis is certainly more successful than Kristen Bell, who looks the part of the catty and self-absorbed (but not quite heartless or psychotic) actress ex, but she can’t seem to stay in character for a whole scene. 

Faults aside, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is Segel’s show and he doesn’t disappoint.  He mostly lets the laughs flow organically from the script and is able to maintain your interest during the inevitable late second/third act lull in which most Hollywood comedies forget themselves and decide that after plying you with dick jokes it’s time to teach you a life lesson. 

No real life lessons here, unless you’re a famous comedy actor – take a cue from Segel , who’s confident enough not to hide behind an outlandish character and has enough self-awareness not to burden you with excess emotional baggage.  

Grade: A- 

Baby Mama
For a movie that blows a lot of its best jokes in the trailer, Baby Mama is surprisingly plot driven.  We know from the previews that career-driven executive Tina Fey and her T-shaped uterus will meet up with white trash babymaker Amy Poehler and hijinks will ensue, but writer/director Michael McCuller’s (first time director, long time SNL and SNL-movie writer) script actually has a few twists and turns that you wouldn’t expect.  It’s impressive – at least until the ending, which you can see coming from twelve blocks away.

Baby Mama is essentially a run-of-the-mill story with a super-talented cast and some well-executed gags.  Amy Poehler peeing in Tina Fey’s sink and Amy Poehler smashing Tina Fey’s ex-boyfriend’s car with a trashcan would’ve had me rolling had I not seen them in the previews.  And even though they were ruined, I had to appreciate the spot-on timing and coordination between stars, director, and editor.  Comedy veterans like Fey know that good gags take precise execution, and they make gold out of scenes that would’ve been eye-roll inducing in the hands of some rom-com schmuck.

Likewise, you couldn’t ask for a better cast.  Besides Fey and Poehler, Steve Martin is perfect as the ponytailed CEO of Fey’s organic food company who rewards her with “five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.”  Sigourney Weaver is equally solid as Chaffee Bicknell, the aging (yet pregnant) president of the surrogacy agency where Fey finds Poehler.  “I’m expecting,” says Weaver, to which Poehler responds, “Expecting what, a social security check?”

I suspect former SNL head writer Tina Fey’s influence in the social security line.  And also in Poehler’s response when Fey tells her to start eating organic: “Why? That stuff’s for rich people that hate themselves.”

Overall, the commitment of the actors, and dialogue that’s just edgy enough turn what could’ve been a pretty mediocre buddy comedy into something special, or at least something you wouldn’t abort. 

Grade: B+

 

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BABY MAMA, UH, DELIVERS.

04.28.08 Written by Vince Mancini

In my experience, the vacuum dealie is supposed to go lower

The box-office breakdown (based on studio estimates):

1. Baby Mama – $18.2 million
2. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo – $14.6 million
3. The Forbidden Kingdom – $11.2 million
4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall – $11 million
5. Nim’s Island - $4.5 million
6. Prom Night – $4.4 million
7. 21 – $4 million
8. 88 Minutes – $3.6 million
9. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! – $2.4 million
10. Deception $2.2 million

The big story is comedies ruling the top five.

Critics had questioned Universal’s decision to release "Baby Mama" so closely on the heels of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," thinking it would cannibalize the comedy-seeking public. "Comedy is definitely king right now," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of tracking firm Media By Numbers LLC. "Audiences are definitely showing an interest in going to the movies and having a good time and having a laugh." [Source]

It’s a big change from last year, when audiences went to movies to touch pricks and play mah-jongg.  Upon hearing the good news, Hollywood execs snorted coke and called each other "Genius!"  By Monday morning, there were many tired gun fingaz. 

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WEEKEND PREVIEW: STUFF WORTH SEEING!

04.18.08 Written by Vince Mancini

Just off camera, one of those Indian dudes is lifting a truck with his penis.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The produced-by-Judd Apatow tag doesn’t mean much anymore now that he produces roughly 600 movies a year, but this one actually looks funny.  Still, I can’t help but wish Kristen Bell’s boobs were bigger.  What can I say, I’m a romantic.

Forbidden Kingdom
Jackie Chan and Jet Li – together!  Still can’t tell if this is going to be good ol’ fashioned Chan stunts, or lame ass wire fighting.  But either way Asian dudes are gonna punch each other.

Pathology
Some sexy pathologists play a sexy game in between sexily sexing each other.  There also seems to be a lot of potential for nerophilia, which is something I always look for in a movie, as well as a soul mate.

88 Minutes
Al Pacino stars in a film many are calling one of the worst films of all time.   I haven’t seen it myself, but Ryan from the O.C. is in it so it’s definitely terrible.

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden
Super Size Me‘s Morgan Spurlock goes on the hunt for the world’s most famous criminal.  In related news, I’ve stolen the hearts of many.  Okay, I’m exaggerating, it was actually just their underwear.  I’ve stolen the underwear of many.  But, bottom line, I play by my own rules.

Zombie Strippers
I can’t believe Jenna Jameson stooped to this.  How degrading.

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FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL RED BAND CLIP

04.17.08 Written by Vince Mancini

This exclusive red-band clip from Forgetting Sarah Marshall stars the virgin guy from 30 Rock as a… uh, a virgin guy. Does anyone like this character? Does anyone else watch 30 Rock?  On the plus side, at least it’s not Judah Friedlander.  He’d probably make a cameo with that same stupid ass look he always has on his face and a hat that says “I’m in a movie.” Wow, bro, you’re like the edgiest comedian since Bill Hicks.

Anyway, Paul Rudd manages to salvage the entire thing with the line:

“I like her hair.  I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.” 

If we were in prison together… well, I’m not saying I’d rape the guy, but I’d sure as hell watch. 

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SODOMIZE INTOLERANCE

04.11.08 Written by Vince Mancini

The plot of Forgetting Sarah Marshall is that some schlubby loser’s girlfriend dumps him for a pretentious British rockstar. Recently, that rockstar’s videos have been showing up on YouTube – this is the video for “We’ve Gotta Do Something” by his band Infant Sorrow.

In the video, lead singer Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) holds up a number of signs with important messages, such as “Sodomize Intolerance”, “Fight Back Against Violence”, and "False Untruths Kill". Yeah, I’d bone this movie.  Even if I haven’t quite forgiven them for forgetting "Cunt-punch Domestic Violence". 

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