Darth Shawl

Heartless stars Jim Sturgess, that dude from 21 who my girlfriend says is hot so he’s definitely a gigantic queer.  …Wait, did I just accidentally burn myself?

[via IMDB] A young man makes a deal with the devil to become handsome, but then discovers there’s a price for his good looks: he has to become a killer.

Big whoop, I’d light a baby on fire for a different hair color.  I mean, I know I can just dye it, but I think a firebaby would be more fun.