Frotcast listener Jeremy, who must be a top executive at Universal, sent us a trailer for the next F(AST)(URIOUS) installment: Fast Seven: 7a5t 8 Th3 7u610u5. You’re a golden god, Jeremy. To be honest, I could’ve done with even more space explosions. Wait, was that two dudes kissing?

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The Morning Links (we know it’s not morning, Vince overslept)
Music Video Breakdown: ‘Gravel Pit’ By Wu-Tang Clan |UPROXX|

Did You Catch The Cute ‘Firefly’ Reference In The Season Premiere Of ‘The Killing’? |Warming Glow|

What happened to Superman’s panties? The makers of Man of Steel explain. |Film Drunk|

Justin Bieber Became A Heat Bro For Game 7, ‘Sipped Water’ At A Strip Club |With Leather|

Ten Franchises We Want Microsoft To Bring To The Xbox One |Gamma Squad|

10 Unsung Innovators In Rap |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL 2013: Off-Season Activities |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Does Being Cold Make You More Susceptible to Getting a Cold? |Mental Floss|

Cops rescue ducklings from a storm drain. |Chive|

8 Frozen cocktails you can make at home. |Mademan|

Justin Bieber wants to go to space. Can he stay there? Please? |TheSuperficial|

Al Roker tried on a toupee. Nice look, Al. |Videogum|

YouTube HOF: Surprise Deaths |Grantland|

The 10 Most Bizarrely Interchangeable Celebrities |Cracked|

Balding Vin Diesel Looks Wussier than Bald Vin Diesel |College Humor|

Latest Poster for Stephen King’s “Under the Dome” Is Super Manipulative and Wildly Effective |Pajiba|

Just a Saudi Man Texting on Hood of Speeding Car |Clip Nation|

Here at FilmDrunk, we’re such huge fans of that old comedy trope of the family pet covering his eyes with his paws – usually in response to some slapstick hijinks unfolding before him – that when people can catch their pet in the act, they send the pictures to me. That’s Matt Ufford’s dog, Stella, on the right up there. I don’t know how Matt got that picture, but I imagine it involved a self-timer and a banana peel. Anyway, the animal-covering-its-eyes-with-its-paws reaction shot (the facepaw, if you will) is a time-honored tradition and the pinnacle of zaniness, like a record-scratch sound effect come to life, or a live-action slide-whistle. So when our buddy Oliver Noble recently put together a supercut of just such instances, our only question was “What the hell took you so long?” Check it out below.
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Remember Jim Carrey’s creepy (or funny, depending your perspective) video love letter to Emma Stone from this morning? Well last night on the Frotcast, Brendan suggested that the video would’ve been a lot funnier if he’d delivered it from his ass, like in Ace Ventura (to be fair, everything is funnier that way). Well now, thanks to the magic of the internet and Frotcast listener Jeremy, we know what that would look like. Watch, share, and enjoy.

Great job, internet. You make me so damn proud sometimes.

Early this morning, I was awoken by three consecutive wall thumps coming from my crawl space, which, as you all know, is the signal from our video editor, Oliver Noble, that he’s completed a new supercut. After I let him out, we watched it, and it was pretty good, so I rewarded him with a few minutes with his gimp mask unzipped and gave him some bactine for his welts.

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Movie Speeches in Two Minutes and Rich from FourFour’s Mirror Scare Supercut. So basically, we’re doing mash-ups of mash-ups now. Also, we took the liberty of blurring out Mark Wahlberg’s penis in Boogie Nights, which, to my knowledge, is cinema’s only example of a character giving his penis a pep talk in the mirror. I know it’s a prosthetic (which is what I assume every time I see an above-average sized penis now, thanks for that, Boogie Nights), but do you notice that the penis actually hangs below his fingertips? The guy’s got arms like a t-rex. He looks like he needs an assistant to adjust his own collar.

(full list of films used after the jump)
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Greetings, Drunkards. Our video editor, Oliver Noble and I had an idea recently (by which I mean he came up with an idea for which I was willing to share credit). Every time we post a mashup or supercut, people seem to have great ideas about what scenes should’ve been included in it. Whenever he forgets something I try to make sure he knows it, but as the parents and nurses among you have no doubt discovered, you can only beat a person so much before they just plum stop learning.  So we figured, why not open it up for suggestions before the fact? So here’s our first attempt at this, which we’ll probably give a catchy name, like “Oliver Says Cut Yourself,” or some such.  Personal letter from Oliver to follow:

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What’s Your Favorite Dirty Talk From A Movie Sex Scene?

Hello FilmDrunk peanut gallery Valued commenters,

i’m taking a few moments from my work in the luxurious editing suite the UPROXX team has been gracious enough to give me in an attempt to enList your assistance, kind readers, and I definitely would not be trying to coMmunicate a secret message to you. I am currently working on two Brand new supercuts

1. Best Pickup Lines In Cinema
2. Best dirty talk in movie sex scenes (pre or post coitus also works for me)

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