After the jump, I’ve got a new clip from Ong Bak 2 (still no date set for U.S. release) in which a drunk Tony Jaa demonstrates that he can kick ass even at advanced stages of inebriety. It’s impressive, usually I just argue with stools over whether they tripped me.  But seriously, Tony Jaa is so far above any other martial arts movie star that it’s stupid.  They’re not even playing the same sport.  It’s like watching Shaq strangle a retarded kid.
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Though his recent review of Taken is perhaps more film-related, as far as I’m concerned, any time Sexman weighs in on anything, it automatically makes it relevant.  And in that vein, he recently had some important insight to share on the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna fiasco. He concludes:

“So, Chris Brown, don’t beat up your wife.  Even though she could be annoying.  I don’t know, maybe she is.  Anyway, I’ve always thought your songs were incredibly gay.”

I’d now like to take this time to nominate Sexman for domestic violence czar.  They have one of those, right?  Sure, why not.  As a bonus, I’m also including below Sexman’s second review of a fight at school, which he describes as “Epic. Way better than the bitch fight,”  and during which says he was able to document a knockout/gushing blood on his cell phone camera.  Oh, Sexman, will you be my Valentine?
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Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) supposedly doesn’t think too highly of his best actor competition Sean Penn (Milk).  Oh yeah, dawg,  it’s time for a highly-specious sounding thirdhand rumor about some actors trashing each other via text.  Y’all ready for this?   Investigative reporter Gerald Posner (who looks like he smells really bad) writes:

On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno” [sic]

Oh snap!  Clearly the next step is for Posner to get his honcho to call Rourke with Penn silently listening in on the threeway at their next slumber party.  Man, they’re gonna have so much to talk about between tickle fights.  On a sidenote, Mickey Rourke has never lost a ticklefight.  Don’t believe me?  Just try him, man, seriously, I dare you.