DCJ: FEDOR IS FORREST GUMP
10.29.09
(click to enlarge – Fedor pic via MMAmania)
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- New thing: special nightclubs for fat people. |FListed|
- Douchebags of the United States, classified by region. To the SoCal BroCal I would’ve added “girlfriend with hair dyed bleach blonde on top and black underneath”. See also: “oversized skate brand hat with perfectly flat bill.” |HolyTaco|
- Hottest NBA cheerleader on each team. |BleacherReport|
- The worst MMA commercial ever. “Grab a Mickey’s and crush it on your head because you’re an idiot, aren’t you, target demographic.” |CageDoctors|
- Six characters who show up in every zombie movie. |Cracked|
- Attack of the Show presents: Slasher School. |G4|
- Sexy Halloween costumes – a link I’m including solely because it includes a girl dressed as Anne Frank kissing a guy dressed as a suicide bomber. |HeebMagazine|
- Proof Mattel has lost their minds: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken. No, really. |ToplessRobot|
And, last but not least, WILLEM DAFOE SHOOTING ETHAN HAWKE WITH A CROSSBOW!
