DAILY CIRCLE JERK, STARRING FAUCET CAT

09.15.09 Written by Vince Mancini

This cat kind of sucks at drinking, though I find his attempts strangely mesmerizing.  I hear Nic Cage uses his forehead in much the same way.  -Thanks to Pete for the tip

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • If you like Chris Hardwick better than Daniel Tosh you’re not my friend, but in any case, the part where the watermelons exploded was pretty effin sweet. |G4|
  • Believe it or not, fighting giraffes are pretty gangster. |Recall|
  • Patrick Swayze’s five best movie fights.  It’s funny, no one uses the back fist or the double fist in movie fights anymore.  Those were huge in the 80s. |WorldofIsaac|
  • Of course they’re making a DJ Hero video game.  Now instead of being a dipsh’t fauxmey, you can pretend to be one in a video game.  |rockonthestreets|
  • Try the Kanye West apology generator before this meme is played out six hours from now.  |Atom|
  • Pretty sure College Humor’s Facebook status chains are fake, but they’re fun if you suspend disbelief for a few minutes.  Kinda like me when I tell you you’re the only one for me, baby. |CollegeHumor|
  • What crappy Gossip Girl character are you?  I’m Drago Rocky Chelios, esq.  Not a character, you say?  Just wait.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • And finally, 25 visits from Pedo Bear. |HolyTaco|
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CLOONEY & FARMIGA ARE TRAVEL FLIRTING

09.09.09 Written by Vince Mancini

Jason Reitman directs movies about every two years, which seems about right for staying relevant without overextending yourself.  This is the first clip from Up in the Air, his follow-up to Juno and Thank You for Smoking (the rare movie adaptation that’s actually better than the book). It’s based on a 2001 Walter Kirn novel about a guy on a personal quest to rack up a million frequent flyer miles.  In the clip, George Clooney and Vera Farmiga talk miles, upgrades, and the latest hotel trend — an atmosphere that is “faux-homey,” or “fauxmey.”  The term seems unnecessary as it relates to travel, but “faux-homey”? I think we’ve finally found the politically correct replacement for “wigger.” Used in a sentence: I went to Ben Lyons’ and Danny Masterson’s DJ show last night, and man can those fauxmeys spin!

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