This cat kind of sucks at drinking, though I find his attempts strangely mesmerizing.  I hear Nic Cage uses his forehead in much the same way.  -Thanks to Pete for the tip

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • If you like Chris Hardwick better than Daniel Tosh you’re not my friend, but in any case, the part where the watermelons exploded was pretty effin sweet. |G4|
  • Believe it or not, fighting giraffes are pretty gangster. |Recall|
  • Patrick Swayze’s five best movie fights.  It’s funny, no one uses the back fist or the double fist in movie fights anymore.  Those were huge in the 80s. |WorldofIsaac|
  • Of course they’re making a DJ Hero video game.  Now instead of being a dipsh’t fauxmey, you can pretend to be one in a video game.  |rockonthestreets|
  • Try the Kanye West apology generator before this meme is played out six hours from now.  |Atom|
  • Pretty sure College Humor’s Facebook status chains are fake, but they’re fun if you suspend disbelief for a few minutes.  Kinda like me when I tell you you’re the only one for me, baby. |CollegeHumor|
  • What crappy Gossip Girl character are you?  I’m Drago Rocky Chelios, esq.  Not a character, you say?  Just wait.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • And finally, 25 visits from Pedo Bear. |HolyTaco|