These are pictures from the “Tim Burton-inspired fashion editorial” in the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar.  Tim Burton himself even appears in one of them.  Other than that, it’s your basic fashion show — anorexic chicks with 8th-grade educations in geisha makeup walking around in preposterous outfits that make everyone want to smoke.  Fashion shows are basically the bohemian equivalent of NASCAR: a massive waste of natural resources and man-hours that any reasonable society would be wise to ban.  The key difference being that you can’t watch a fashion show from the roof of your RV whilst enjoying a cold Bud.  Advantage: NASCAR.

And you know, girls, a little Edward Scissorcrotch action wouldn’t have hurt either.

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