Ghost Rider, the film which may have permanently melted Nic Cage’s forehead, will have a sequel. Bloody-Disgusting reports that Cage will return as the star and that Columbia Pictures is currently looking for writers. In the 2007 original, Cage played Johnny Blaze, a stunt motorcycle rider who won a race with the devil or something like that which sounds like it was written by the dumb brother in Adaptation. 

No word yet on a possible plot for the sequel, but if I can be permitted a suggestion: Ghost Rider 2: Eyes of Noctum.

*singing death metal* I once vacationed in hell / We stayed at the Weston Cage…

Knowing stars Nic Cage and was directed by Alex Proyas, who’s rightly acclaimed for doing Dark City and The Crow but also directed I, Robot, which I’m pretty sure sucks even though I haven’t seen it.  I mean ask yourself this, if it was any good, wouldn’t I have seen it by now?

Anyway, it’s impossible for me to see Nic Cage in a picture and not add a silly context to it.  Like this one, which I look at and naturally think “WHY DID IT BURN? WHYDIDITBURNWHYDIDITBURN!!!!”

With this one, I think alternately, “H-hello?  I heard my excess forehead skin was down here,” and “Gosh, it sure is dark.  I bet I could see better, if only I had Eyes of Noctum.”

*sigh* Ahh, Cage.  You complete me.

[via CHUD]

Ha, just kidding, it wasn’t Halloween.  That’s just how Weston Coppola dresses.  He’s in a band called “Eyes of Noctum,” you see.  Also, can anyone tell what Nic Cage’s wedding ring is made out of?  I think it might be bear tooth.

[via Bestweekever & Hollywoodupclose]