Opening this week:

Extract
Comes from Mike Judge, who says he wrote it on spec right after he finished Office Space. was supposed to catch a screening on Tuesday but then I screwed up and missed it.  It’s a good thing I’m not a cancer doctor.

All About Steve
I’m sure this will be good because it was tracking 0.0% on rottentomatoes up until a few hours ago (now it’s at 5%).  You can also tell it’s going to be good because it comes from Fox and THE TITLE IS ‘ALL ABOUT STEVE.’  I think they should’ve just gone with the original title, Monkey Smearing Sh’t on Its Face.

Gamer
From Crank 2 directors Neveldine and Taylor, comes a film that’s pretty much like Running Man, except the inmates are characters in a video game.  This is the male equivalent of a rom-com script.  Additional trivia: Milo Ventimiglia plays “Rick Rape.”

The Carriers
Chris Pine and Piper Perabo run from a virus.  I don’t care enough about this movie to form more words about it.

In this latest promo clip from Mike Judge’s Extract, Judge goes back to the well for the characters that made him famous, Beavis and Butthead.  I was about Beavis and Butthead’s age when Beavis and Butthead came out, so I’m probably guilty of the same kind of romantic nostalgia I make fun of sci-fi fans for all the time when I say this, but five seconds in I was thinking, “Oh man, remember Beavis and Butthead?  Beavis and Butthead were awesome.”  Anyway, nostalgia aside (I hope), props (or kudos, or another word that doesn’t sound as lame as props or kudos) to Mike Judge for being able to skip to the good parts of his own career.  This wouldn’t have been nearly as funny or likable if he’d used King of the Hill.  God that show sucked.  Though I think it taught us all the valuable lesson that fat pussies don’t make good lead characters. A lot of people will try bring up Fat Pussy Hunter 7 as a counter argument, but in that case I would argue it was more the mcguffin.

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This picture of Megan Fox is from the set of Jennifer’s Body, and unfortunately doesn’t show much, unless you have a face fetish or some such perversion.  In other pictures of hot chicks non-news news, here’s a shot of Mickey Rourke talking to Gina Carano at the Strikeforce fight in San Jose Saturday.  I want to hug them both, but for drastically different reasons.  And finally, Mike Judge’s Extract has a new poster.  Get it?  One of the nuts is smashed because in the movie, a guy gets his nut smashed.  Pretty clever, huh?  I thought so.

[Megan Fox source = comingsoon, Carano/Rourke via AllElbows (lots more photos there), Extract via Hitfix]

Mike Judge previously directed the cult-classic Office Space, Idiocracy (which isn’t the best movie, but has some awesomely hilarious ideas in it), and created Beavis and Butthead (King of the Hill is something we don’t discuss in these parts).  His latest is called Extract, and stars Jason Bateman, Kristin Wiig, Mila Kunis, J.K. Simmons, and Ben Affleck as a stoner. The trailer looks pretty funny.  But then again, so does this picture of a chihuahua standing on cheeseburgers.

I’ve made no bones about the fact that I’m one of the few people on Earth who likes Ben Affleck. That’s why it’s with such a megahuge boner that I report that he’ll be teaming up with Office Space/Beavis and Butthead/Idiocracy mastermind Mike Judge (we choose not to discuss King of the Hill around these parts). 

The soon-to-be two-time dad has signed on to play an ambulance-chasing attorney in Extract.  The Actor is in negotiations to play the best buddy of Jason Batemen’s character, a flower extract factory owner dealing with workplace problems and a streak of bad luck, including his wife’s affair with a gigolo.

Clifton Collins Jr. is also joining the cast as a factory worker who loses a body part in a freak accident and is now due for a huge settlement. Mila Kunis and Kristen Wiig have already boarded the project, which begins lensing Monday in Los Angeles. [via E! & Variety]

Kristen Wiig is pretty funny for a hot chick, or pretty hot for a funny chick.  I feel like more hot chicks should be funny.  If only they weren’t so busy worrying about their hair or being tied up in my basement.  HIYO!  …Sometimes I cut myself.