Todays Friday Free for All video comes from the always awesome folks over at everythingisterrible (via a tip from Russell).  This time they’ve unearthed an invaluable self-help video from the 80s that will teach you ladies how to land that schlub we all know you’re desperate to settle for.  Step one is wearing a dress with huge shoulder pads, apparently.  Other highlights:

- “Mmm, attractive woman.  Just my type.  …But she sure looks like a bitch.  Hrm, I don’t need that.”

- “Research shows 40% of men suffer from shyness.”

- “I suggest you let him know that it really turns you on when a man talks about his feelings.”

- “Is there any good news today?”  “Not really.” “I guess I don’t need this then!” *puts down paper* “You know, somebody oughta come out with a paper that only has good news in it.”  “You know, that’s a terrific idea, I would be the first person to buy it.”  “Maybe we could start up a subscription race!”

Oh, sure, self-help video, you make it look so easy!  As if there would really be such a brilliant conversationalist on my block!   (see part two of Friday Free for All after the jump)
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