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It’s fairly well known that Jeremy Piven’s Entourage character, Ari Gold, is based on Entourage exec producer Mark Wahlberg’s real-life agent, Ari Emanuel. In a move many are calling “totally meta”, Emanuel’s agency just signed Adrian Grenier, the actor who plays Vince on the show and whose character is based on Wahlberg.

Reached for comment, Brett Ratner said “Got Milf?  Let’s hug it out, bitch!” and laughed like an idiot.

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The lovely folks at Access Hollywood (is that the one with the guy from Sugar Ray?) were nice enough to send over this deleted scene from Iron Man, which will be on the DVD when it comes out next month.  /Film describes the action so I don’t have to:

The three-and-a-half minute sequence shows what happens when Tony Stark wants to throw a last minute party at his house in Dubai. This sequence gives an answer to a plot hole some had, because Stark can’t fly from California to the Middle East in the suit, as it would be technologically impossible. There is also a cameo from Ghostface Killah. For those who don’t know, the members of Wu Tang are supposedly big comic book fans, and one of Ghostface Killah’s aliases is “Iron Man” and sometimes “Tony Stark”. The scene also provides Stark with an alibi for his work in the Middle East incident.

Excessive pool sequences, random cameos, bad porn dialogue – are you sure this isn’t an outtake from Entourage?  I’m surprised Brett Ratner didn’t show up to offer Tony Stark a part in Rush Hour 5. 

Adrien Grenier of Entourage is currently filming a documentary called Teenage Paparazzi, for which he has enlisted Alec Baldwin, Whoopi Goldberg, Eva Longoria, Rosie O’Donnell and others.

Grenier’s film, which surfaced on gossip sites when the actor was seen around Los Angeles with interview subject Paris Hilton, explores his relationship with a 14-year-old paparazzo who took his photo. The docu will feature Grenier interviewing actors and commentators — including Martin Landau, Noam Chomsky and "Daily Show" comedian Lewis Black — about the culture of fame.

[Producer Matthew] Cooke, who is functioning as a "sounding board" for the director, said "Paparazzi" will interweave the relationship portrait with philosophical interviews in the style of Richard Linklater’s "Waking Life [clip after the jump so you understand what we're dealing with]." It is being shopped to distributors and might be unveiled as a feature or miniseries. [THR]

Ooh, I can’t wait.  I’ve always wanted to see a movie that recreates the experience of catching your junior-high-droput pot dealer in a moment of introspection.  Fascinating thought, Entourage guy! Tell me about quantum mechanics!"

Seth Rogen is on the cover of this month’s GQ “Comedy Issue” (Hey, you know what’s funny?  Wearing designer shoes and secretly liking men!  Gun fingaz!).  Despite being on the cover of such a lame magazine, Rogen proves to be a man after my own heart by dissing both Michael Bay and Entourage. 

First the funnyguy says that he’s the reason—or at least part of the reason—his pal Jonah Hill turned down a role in director Michael Bay’s Transformers sequel.  "I can see if Steven Spielberg’s calling you, asking you to do something, how that’s hard to turn down," Rogen tells writer Alex Pappademas. "But what I said to Jonah was, ‘You want to make a movie about fightin’ robots? Make your own movie about fightin’ robots. You can do that. That’s on the table now.’ "

It sure is, right next to the bong shaped like a cock.

The 26-year-old Rogen, who stars with James Franco in the upcoming stoner flick Pineapple Express, also takes a shot at Entourage. Sounds like he still may have some hard feelings toward HBO because years ago the suits at the cable network rejected a pilot that he wrote with Jason Segel and a pre-The School of Rock Jack Black.  "I just remember feeling really bitter," Rogen says. We thought the stuff we were writing was funny—and it’s pretty much the exact same stuff that we’re doing now—and it just seemed crazy that no one else liked it. You start to question your own sanity. Like, ‘Our HBO pilot isn’t funny, but Entourage is?’ "

I love that he’s ripping Entourage, and the fact that he’s doing it in GQ is pretty ballsy, considering the ultimate life goal of 70% of GQ’s readership is wear expensive clothes and be friends with a famous person.

The Sundance Film Festival is going on in Utah right now, but being that I actually have to work for a living, I’m not there. Plus, Mormons fear me, because I exude what scientists refer to as “raw sex appeal”.

Anyway, some of the stories we’ve been following:

Paris Hilton and so forth doesn’t have anything to do with anything," he [Sundance founder Robert Redford] said. [Canadian Press]

Perhaps, but she was there promoting The Hottie and the Nottie (perhaps the worst idea since Meet the Spartans or Major Movie Star) and generally embarrassing anyone who cares about movies by being a trashy stupid whore.  And speaking of trashy stupid whores, Kim Kardashian was there with boyfriend Reggie Bush – more support for the thesis I’m working on: Black Guys Like Chicks with Huge Asses. 

In other douchebag news, Adrian Grenier was in town to promote Adventures of Power, a movie about air drumming, and play drums for his band the Honey Brothers at the after party.

At 3:15 a.m. they were finally ready to play, but Mr. Grenier could not find — I am not making this up — his drumsticks. [NYT]

See folks? I’d love to report the Entourage guys aren’t as stupid as they seem, but… God doesn’t want me to.  You know you’re stupid when a New York Times reporter has to promise that he’s actually telling the truth before he reports something you did.

Industry News: No one’s buying anything.

There has been no big bolt of theatrical lightning this year, no “Little Miss Sunshine” or “Once.” There are movies that will find both audience and distribution one way or another — “Sunshine Cleaning,” starring Amy Adams and Emily Blunt, seems perfectly confected — but others that rode in on a wave of hype have been just sitting there. After the premiere of “What Just Happened?,” directed by Barry Levinson and starring Bruce Willis and Robert De Niro, people said nice things. But the answer to the question posed by the film? Not so much.

“There was this huge run-up with all of this talk, partly because there is so much new money producing films, but when you got here, there was really not much to buy,” said one film executive who did not want to be seen as soiling Sundance’s reputation for commercial and artistic excellence. “There are a lot of bad movies here, movies that should not have been made. And the few ones that could be turned into something in the market are going to have to head into the sweat lodge and wait it out. No one is throwing the kind of money around they were last year.” [NYT]

There you have it, folks.  It’s tough times out there for everyone.  Ps, a bunch of Hollywood people in a sweat lodge?  I’m gonna go out on a limb and say nothing super gay happens. 

UPDATE: Looks like Fox Searchlight bought Choke for $5 million. That’s actually good news.  I’m speechless.