Ender’s Game has a trailer, so it’s definitely a movie

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.08.13

Ender’s Game is a sci-fi novel written by Orson Scott Card that’s been adapted to a film starring Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, Asa Butterfield, and Hailey Steinfeld, directed by Gavin Hood, whose American films, Rendition and Wolverine, have been underwhelming so far. It opens November 1st. Here’s the Wiki synopsis of the book:

Ender’s Game (1985) is a science fiction novel by American author Orson Scott Card. Set in Earth’s future, the novel presents an imperiled humankind that has barely survived two conflicts with the “Buggers”, an insectoid alien species. In preparation for an anticipated third invasion, an international fleet maintains a school to find and train future fleet commanders. The world’s most talented children, including the novel’s protagonist, Ender Wiggin, are taken at a very young age to a training center known as the Battle School. There, teachers train them in the arts of war through increasingly difficult games including ones undertaken in zero gravity in the Battle Room, where Ender’s tactical genius is revealed.

So… Starship Troopers, but younger, basically? And the bugs are a metaphor for the gays? I always find it weird when sci-fi works so hard on creating some crazy universe unto itself and then gives a key plot element a vague name like “Buggers” or “unobtanium.” “Here’s a mysterious robot powered by light that controls all life on the universe.” “Ooh, what’s it called?” “Eh, I dunno, a doohickey.”

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This Week in Posters, With Tyler Perry’s Latest Masterpiece

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.06.12

Here’s the poster for Tyler Perry’s latest, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (oh, man, that title). With the snake circling the lady’s face shaped like an apple, you almost get the feeling there’s going to be some religious overtones to this one, am I right? Or maybe I’m just reading too much into this one. I can do that sometimes, where I see Biblical imagery in something totally innocuous, like a snake circling an apple on a red background with TEMPTATION in giant letters below it.

By the way, I’d love to be a marriage counselor in a Tyler Perry movie. That would be the easiest job in the world. “Hmm, let’s see… so you’re currently trapped in a loveless marriage in which your husband is a cold, distant workaholic who beats you and belittles you in front of the children, and you’re wondering if you should leave him for the attractive, independently wealthy widower with six-pack abs who sends you flowers every day and coaches softball for dyslexic kids? ….You know, I’m gonna be honest, this doesn’t seem like much of a conflict.”

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This Week in Posters and Stills: Rock of Ages still looks awful

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.19.12

THIS WEEK: This week, we’ve got a ton of new posters and stills, including Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock, Spider-Man, Prometheus and more, so don’t just stop at the first page.

ABOVE: I did my best to make the Rock of Ages poster tolerable. How’d I do? Squatting Al Pacino, the Asian World Cup Kid, and Michael Bay’s tiger go a long way, but look at that pose Russell Brand is doing. You could put that in the Godfather poster and people would be like “Fuuuuuck this.”

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