Elvis the RoboCat lost the use of his rear legs, but regained some of his mobility, thanks to an owner who designs Battlebots. Just typing that sentence gave me a massive hard on. Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip.

And now, your Daily Circle Jerk links:

• A video compilation of the most awesome firework fails.  Key phrase, “Dang, y’all, was that supposta happen?”  |HolyTaco|
• The 8 Weirdest Johnny Depp roles. |ScreenJunkies|
• The best nude scenes in… uh, videogames (SFW).  |G4|
• The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth part 6. |Atom|
• One of the Jonas Brothers got engaged, so of course they had a big party for him.  At a pizza place.  The bride to be made him promise no root beer floats. |DailyFill|
• Some of the best pictures from Dirty Facebook.  Man, that guido picture scares me more than holocaust footage. |Uncoached|
• Cats and videogames: A photo, ése.  I mean, a photo essay.  |Unreality|
• Turn your Xbox live controller into a sex toy.  Because you can barely get your girl to play videogames, might as well try to talk her into sticking the remote up her vagina. |DonChavez|
• If your tattoos could talk.  |CollegeHumor|