Review: ‘Super’ made me feel dirty

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.01.11

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Super: Dark Humor and Inappropriate Boners

Super is like the Troma version of Kick-Ass, and I mean that as both a compliment and an insult.  It takes all the dark impulses beneath the childish dorkdom of superhero fascination that Kick-Ass hinted at and amplifies them to the point where they’re no longer just hints, sometimes blunt to the point of boneheadedness.  It’s also much lower-budget and amateurish, which either gives it a DIY charm or makes it harder to sit through, depending on your perspective (I say a little of both).  But I use the Troma-does-Kick-Ass shorthand for myself, as a way to help me understand it, not as a way to describe the original pitch (HURRR, PETER PAN BY WAY OF THE DARK KNIGHT). That alone is enough to put it above most movies.  It’s refreshing when a film actually needs simplification.

Also, Ellen Page gave me an inappropriate erection.

Rainn Wilson stars as Frank D’Arbo, a schlubby (of course), uninteresting short order cook whose only joys in life are his too-hot-for-him wife played by Liv Tyler and the memory of the time he helped cops catch a purse snatcher, both events chronicled in child-like crayon drawings taped to the wall of his crappy apartment.  Beyond that, his schlubby life has been one of schlubbiness, disappointment, and shame, as illustrated by a childhood flashback in which bullies humiliate him and pee on his face, and by that I mean they literally urinate on his face (Troma vets like James Gunn tend to take the direct approach).  I read a review of Kick-Ass a while back that questioned why we were supposed to buy handsome teenager Aaron Johnson as the outcast* (“uh, because he has curly hair, and… too many layers of shirts?”).  To its credit, Super‘s protagonist is a true outcast, a doughy, over-the-hill, piss-faced loser who looks like he could use a little escapism.

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Inception has a featurette, and I have a boner

Written by Vince Mancini / 06.03.10

I normally don’t post behind-the-scenes featurettes, but since Inception is my most (possibly only) anticipated film this summer, I’ll make an exception.  They shot it in six different countries on an estimated budget of $200 million, using as little CGI as possible.  The two-minute video gives us just a small taste of the functioning, 360-vertical-degree-rotating hallway they used to shoot some of the surrealist, anti-gravity action sequences.  Oh God, why can’t it be a bigger taste?!  I NEED it, man!  (*rubs Inception featurette on gums*)  YAHTZEE!

The dream world in this makes the dream world in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake (snow… inside!) look like the local carnival haunted house that’s just a hobo in a mask whose pants keep falling down.  I’ll say again: Eternal Sunshine meets Dark City as a heist film.

Opens July 16th. [-via ThePlaylist]

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Smug Dog thinks Inception looks good

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.10.10

While the rest of the dork world obsesses over which villains will be in the next Batman, I’m much more interested in what the guy who directed Memento, Insomnia, and the Prestige is doing with his non-comic book movie — probably because I’m so sophisticated (as you can see by this fine Italian loincloth).  The third trailer (above) and some TV spots (below) for Christopher Nolan’s Inception have just hit, and they’re beginning to give us some idea of the plot.

Smug-DogI’m always a little put off when a movie starts telling me it’s going to be about dreams, because dream sequences are almost always lame.  Case in point, the Nightmare on Elm Street trailer (Oh my God, it’s snowing… inside?  That’s so surreal!  You’re a genius!).  But this is Chris Nolan we’re talking here, and unimaginative he is not. Sample dialog:

DICAPRIO: “We create the world of the dream. We bring the subject into that dream, and they fill it with their secret. ” [Editor's note: Heh heh...]

ELLEN PAGE: “Then you break in and steal it?”

DICAPRIO: “Well, it’s not exactly legal.  It’s called ‘Inception.’ [...]

I think I’ve found a way home. And this last job?  That’s how I get there.  Dreams feel real while we’re in them.  It’s only when we wake up that we realize something’s actually strange.”

Beginning a sentence with “I was reading a Chuck Klosterman essay recently…” makes me want to strangle myself with my own scarf, but I was reading a Chuck Klosterman essay recently on the subject of Vanilla Sky, Memento and The Matrix, in which he was saying how “What is reality?” is really the only interesting question a movie can ask nowadays.  And how in sci-fi, the subject always chooses the depressing reality over the pleasant, real-feeling dream without much struggle or reflection.  Perhaps we’ll see something different here?  To put it in movie short hand, Inception looks like Tron meets Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if it was a heist film, with elements of Dark City and Star Trek: Generations.  (*head explodes*)

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INCEPTION TRAILER: NOLAN’S DARK KNIGHT FOLLOW UP

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.28.09


This is the trailer for Inception, director Chris Nolan’s follow up to The Dark Knight.  It stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  We don’t know much about it yet, other than that it’s “a thriller set within the architecture of the human mind” and has lots of slow-mo.  It looks okay, but as I’ve always said, for all the movies set inside guys’ minds, it’s odd how few of them involve motorboating Diora Baird

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[available in HD at Apple]

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THANKS FOR PACKING MY LUNCH, GRANDMA

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.21.09

Whip It is Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut starring Ellen Page, and it’s all about female empowerment.  It tells the uplifting story if how one girl whose parents wanted to put her in beauty pageants succeeded in a patriarchal system by flexing and being awesome and kicking ass and Avril Lavigne.  So to promote it, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page decided to liplock like a couple reluctant party lesbians at a beer pong tournament because this totally isn’t played out already.  Oh ladies, you gotta use some tongue if you wanna impress the Psi Chis!  At least a grope!

More like Drew BOREymore, amirite??  *dodges tomato, rides off on roller skates*

[via Buzzfeed]

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