Eddie Murphy is most overpaid actor, reports No Duh- Er, Forbes Magazine

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.04.12

Forbes today released their list of Hollywood’s most overpaid actors, finding that Eddie Murphy topped the list, with Katherine Heigl a distant second. I believe Forbes performed the study in conjunction with No Duh Magazine, with help from grant by the No Sh*t Institute’s Department of the Plainly Obvious. This after Murphy toplined Forbes’ number two bomb (hee hee! “number two bomb!”) of the year, A Thousand Words (The Oogieloves should really get some kind of award for managing to be worse than A Thousand Words).

Here’s the list, with the number meaning the amount of box office return for every dollar that actor was paid:

1. Eddie Murphy, $2.30
2. Katherine Heigl, $3.40
3. Reese Witherspoon, $3.90
4. Sandra Bullock, $5
5. Jack Black, $5.20
6. Nic Cage, $6
7. Adam Sandler, $6.30
8. Denzel Washington, $6.30
9. Ben Stiller, $6.50
10. Sarah Jessica Parker, $7

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Twins’ Sequel Is Still Happening, Has Writers Now

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.15.12

The film Twins was released in 1988, when stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito were 41- and 44-years old, respectively. Additionally, Eddie Murphy was just 28-years old at the time, and while he wasn’t in the film, he was a rising comedy and action star with unlimited potential. Now, Schwarzenegger, DeVito and Murphy are 65, 67 and 51, respectively, and they’ve each had their fair share of personal relationship drama and controversy smeared across the media, so why wouldn’t they team up to make a sequel to Twins?

It seems that Universal Pictures is hellbent on bringing Triplets to the big screen ASAP, because Book of Mormon star Josh Gad has been hired along with Ryan Dixon to write the screenplay’s treatment, according to Deadline. Murphy will play the long-lost third Benedict brother, while Ivan Reitman will once again direct. Gad’s writing experience is limited to something called Gigi and the new comedy series, 1600 Penn (*cough, That’s My Bush was better, cough*) while Dixon has done… *flips papers around, stares at screen*… nothing.

Regardless, this is big news for Murphy, who continues his comedy acting renaissance that began with the horrible Tower Heist and was celebrated last week at Spike TV’s “Eddie Murphy: One Night Only” tribute show. Airing last night, the event honored the guy whose body of work was crushed by an ACME anvil sometime around 1992, and according to Extra, he was all laughs about being miles beyond his prime.

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Eddie Murphy to star in Beverly Hills Cop TV show for some reason

Written by Vince Mancini / 08.29.12

Eddie Murphy, whom you may remember from such recent movie premises as “I’m a workaholic spiritually connected to a tree, and with every word I say a leaf falls off and when the last leaf falls I die,” is currently shopping a Beverly Hills Cop TV series with The Shield creator Shawn Ryan. It’s said to combine entertainment execs’ two favorite things, cop shows, and “hey, remember the eighties?!”

As first reported by Vulture, the pitch is being taken to broadcast networks Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday.

Murphy, who starred in the three films as a crafty Detroit detective working in Beverly Hills, is attached to have an onscreen role in the spinoff. Murphy and Ryan would executive produce the project, which is described as an hourlong crime procedural with comedic elements. Murphy would appear in the pilot and a few episodes throughout the first season, according to Vulture.

Speaking to Rolling Stone in November, Murphy confirmed that there wouldn’t be a fourth movie in the franchise and that he was interested in telling a different story about his former alter ego.

“What I’m trying to do with Beverly Hills Cop now is produce a TV show starring Axel Foley’s son, and Axel is the chief of police now in Detroit,” he said at the time. “I’d do the pilot, show up here and there. None of the movie scripts were right; it was trying to force this premise. If you have to force something, you shouldn’t be doing it. It was always a rehash of the old thing. It was always wrong.” [THR]

Murphy speaks here of the long-rumored Beverly Hills Cop 4, which was at one time slated to be directed by Brett Ratner, presumably without rehearsals. And now it’s going to be a network procedural with “comedic elements,” because hey, it worked so well for Knight Rider. Spin this any way you want to, but if you would’ve told me in 1984 that Eddie Murphy would still be holding onto Beverly Hills Cop almost 30 years after the fact, I would’ve… well, I would’ve pooped on myself because I was a baby. But if I was capable of reason in 1984 and you told me that Eddie Murphy was holding onto BHC like Corey Feldman holds onto Lost Boys, while Judge Reinhold was the one content to move onto other projects, I would’ve done a new Coke spit take all over your face. EDDIE F*CKING MURPHY! The second-most influential black comedian of all time! Trying to squeeze money out of something he did 30 years ago! I liked Beverly Hills Cop fine, but there were already three of them and it’s not like it wasn’t already a stock premise to begin with. My God, a fast-talking, streetwise policeman? Let’s encase this in amber to preserve it for future generations!

I’d rather see Beverly Hills Wop, about a negative Italian stereotype from the thirties who gets transported to modern-day Southern California. A nice fish-out-of-water tale. Mamma Mia! Axel-a Folini no canna understand alla these-a crazy-a people! Thee boys, they look-a like-a de girls! Who do I guanna feed-a my meat-a-balls?

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A Twins Sequel With Eddie Murphy Is Being Developed Because You’re Probably An Idiot

Written by Danger Guerrero / 03.30.12

"You know what this needs? Norbit." - Someone, apparently

Good morning! Who wants to read about something that is stupid and unnecessary?! YOU DO? Boy are you in luck. From The Hollywood Reporter:

Is the world ready for a sequel to Twins?

WHAT WHY NO.

Universal and Montecito Picture Co. are hoping to develop a doozy of a follow-up to the 1988 hit comedy that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito that would reunite the two stars.

But wait, there’s a twist: In the new scenario, Eddie Murphy would act as a third brother.

[bangs head on desk]

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Eddie Murphy’s Latest Is A Certified 0% Stinker

Written by Ashley Burns / 03.12.12

Up until this weekend, the title of 2012’s top turd in the tank belonged to Katherine Heigl’s pitiful One for the Money, which is currently running at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes to make it one of the year’s worst films. But 39 terrible reviews and a pathetic $6.4 million opening weekend later, Eddie Murphy’s A Thousand Words is in the driver’s seat with a Bucky Larsonian 0% rating.

Sure, it’s still early in the year and the film’s box office run – and lord knows Armond White still needs to chime in – but enough critics have ripped this movie apart, that there’s a good chance that it could be declared… *cues dramatic music* the worst movie of all-time.

A Thousand Words is by no means the only film to receive a zero rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Other no-marks include the Adam Sandler-scripted sex comedy Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star, the ham-fisted Pinocchio film by Roberto Benigni, and the disastrous adaptation of the Nicci French novel Killing Me Softly with Joseph Fiennes. A Thousand Words is unique, however, in having a significant amount of critics (30+) agree on the poor quality of a vehicle for a high-profile Hollywood star. (Via The Guardian)

It’s hard to put a finger on when exactly it happened, but at some point after Boomerang and The Distinguished Gentleman in 1992, someone let the air out of Murphy’s balloon and he just ran around Hollywood making a long farting noise. Hell, some people would even point to Harlem Nights in 1989 as the first tumble.

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