^{Run, bitch, you about to get donkey punched!}

The unrated Donkey Punch trailer (after the jump) begins with some British fancy boy asking “Anyone ever heard of a Donkey Punch?” as if it were a book by Oscar Wilde or something (and maybe it is, I only read Zoobooks). From there it becomes a semi-serious movie, a sort of British Very Bad Things, about some guys who’ll do anything to cover up the death of a girl who died courageously in the line of a donkey punching. And what a shame.  Look, all I’m saying is, if a guy with a yacht can’t accidentally kill a loose female during a depraved sex act and get away with it, why even bother? I might as well just apply for welfare and go live in a tree. I mean, what’s my incentive? This is an affront to the entire capitalist system.
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As most of you no doubt already know, a "donkey punch" refers to the act of punching a female (a male works too, I suppose) in the back of the head just prior to ejaculation during doggy-style anal or vaginal intercourse, so that the muscles of the anus or vagina contract. "Donkey Punch" may also refer to a sweet concoction, heavy on the alcohol, served at parties in the hopes of more easily facilitating a chick to let you donkey punch her. Or so I’ve heard.

What you may not know is that there’s also a movie called Donkey Punch opening this weekend in the UK.  And yes, the Very Bad Things-esque plot revolves around an actual donkey punch.  It promises to be a classy, high-brow affair, like the time I invited people over to watch a slideshow of the shits I took on vacation. If you’re still confused about donkey punching, check out Patrice O’Neal discussing it on Fox News, after the jump.

Arnold Swarzenegger knocks out a camel.  Need I say more?