Wow.  I told you guys to bring the heat last week if you wanted to win this South Park DVD set, and boy did you.  I’ll give you the winner up front, but just a warning, this week’s list of runners up is long and distinguished like my wang in a top hat.

Requisite Plug
“South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season Uncensored” DVD and Blu-Ray hits stores this Wednesday (same day as the first episode of the new season) and you should buy the sh*t out of it. Never before have I been so tempted to keep a prize for myself.

All fourteen episodes from South Park’s thirteenth season are available in this exclusive three-disc set. Roll with the boys as they save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities, all while discovering the joys of fish sticks. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!

For the first time ever, the DVD and Blu-Ray will include exclusive deleted scenes and the bonus features include “Inside Xbox: A Behind-the-Scenes Tour of South Park Studios” and free codes to unlock character and challenge levels in the “South Park: Let’s Go Tower Defense Play” game on xBox Live Arcade.  Episodes on the DVD version will be presented in widescreen format and the Blu-Ray version will be in full HD (1080p).

Boosh.  And I’ve got two of them to give away, so here are your two winners.  Thank God I didn’t have to try to choose between them.

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Welcome to another installment of Comments of the Week.  Living up to the funny you brought last week is going to be tough, so when you’re struggling with a joke or stretching for a pun, just remember: Spock is watching.  As always, nominate for next week in the comments section of this post.

Starting with Nic Cage humor, from the NIC CAGE LOOKS LIKE THE SAW GUY post, DeFrank nails his audition for Bad Lieutenant tagline writer:

DeFrank says: With a head this big, it’s easy to lose your mind.

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Greetings, Drunkards. Hope you all had a nice Labor Day and are as hungover and surly as I am this morning.  This week I’ve got three copies of Second Skin (now out on DVD) and three t-shirts to give away.

Second Skin takes an intimate look at computer gamers whose lives have been transformed by the emerging, hugely popular genre of computer games like World of Warcraft, Second Life, and Everquest, which allow millions of users from around the world to simultaneously interact in virtual spaces.

Gee, we wouldn’t know anything about that, would we, guys?  Anyway, we had quite the Gary Busey Fact thread this week, so we might as well start there.  As always, nominate for next week in the comments section of this post.

Jacktion!: Gary Busey goes commando when he rides a horse, and wears jockey shorts when he goes to war.

Crapbasket: Gary Busey chops down cherry trees just so he can lie about it.

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Okay, folks, it’s comments of the week time again, and this time I’ve got prizes to give away.  First place gets a Thirst poster autographed by the director and the soundtrack, three runners up win the soundtrack. Thirst opened in select theaters on Friday. You can see when it will be in your queer town here.

The way COMMENTS OF THE WEEK works is: at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

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(Sometimes when I get nervous, it helps to picture you all like this)
After hogging the glory all week, it’s time I recognize you, fair commenters (swarthy commenters too).

The way COMMENTS OF THE WEEK works is: at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Okay folks, let’s start at the beginning.  Last Monday. HARRY POTTER BEATS BRUNO AT THE BOX-OFFICE post.  It was a dark and stormy comments section.  Suddenly, Donkey Hodey somersaulted down from the balcony in a crotchless onesie.

Donkey Hodey says: “Radcliffe-friendlier headline: Bruno goes down on Potter’s big opening.”

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