Well. folks, it’s Super Bowl Monday, and Comments of the Week time, so let us all shake off our hangovers using your puns, inside jokes, and racist wordplay. It’s the FilmDrunk way. Leading the way with three votes, it was a tie at the top, between Stinky Pete in Brooklyn Decker has two movies opening the same day:

Stinky Pete says: She should ask her husband, I bet he knows how to deal with two Brooklyn Decker openings on the same night.

And Donkey Hodey in Channing Tatum showed Rachel McAdams his fake penis:

Donkey Hodey: C-Tates works in the Mad-Props Department.

So congrats, Stinky Pete and Donkey Hodey. If either of you don’t already have five FilmDrunk shirts, email me. See below for this week’s honorable mentions.

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Party Dog is about to make it rain all over 69 Cats. (*howls lyrics to "Cherry Pie"*)

This week’s comment of the week was tough to choose, as it always is when there’s a 100+ comment thread of Gary Busey facts.  But in the end, like Gary Busey, I had to go with my gut:

Donkey Hodey says: Gary Busey once had the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr., except when he woke up, his pillow was gone.

I couldn’t tell you what that even means, but every time I read it, I can’t stop giggling.  The even bigger news is, this week’s comment of the week will be competing with every other comment of the week in FilmDrunk’s first ever COMMENT OF THE YEAR honors.  Happening right here!  Right now!  I’ve sifted through damn near 52 comments and picked my 10 favorites.  That’s a lot of work for a blogger!  (*mops brow with wadded tissue, takes kleenex boxes off feet, puts feet on desk

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Well, folks, it’s Comments of the Week time again, and the winner gets a shirt.  It’s sad that we have to do it this way on the internet, instead of getting some busty babes from the local junior college to shoot them at your face with a bazooka, but c’est la vie.  Even if you’re not the winner, you can still cover your fleshy torso, so long as you show papa the money.  Buy one for yourself and your shirtless neighbor here. In addition, I’m giving away a VHS copy of Brain Bludgeon to the first person who emails me (thanks, Uncle Evan).  [now closed -- congrats, Mick].

Okay, okay, enough foreplay.  So I’d love to reward a newbie, but I can’t deny salty veteran Donkey Hodey, who gave me the biggest laugh this week in Baby Goose Bangs Dead Cats Against Trees:

Donkey Hodey says: At the heart of things, what Gosling was really doing was playing the world’s simplest violin.

You complete me, Mr. Hodey, now send me your shirt size. And now for the HONORABLE MENTIONS:

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Each week, FilmDrunk accumulates so many funny comments that at the end of the week, we reward a “winner” with a prize and (golden) shower the best commenters with recognition.  Additionally, for the rest of the following week, we use the Comments section of this post as a place to nominate the best for next week (bookmark it if you have to — we do).  And now you know.  So don’t be shy.  (Interested in supplying a CotW giveaway?  Email me.)

This week was for bragging rights, folks. I know he wins all the time, but find me a better comment than this.  From Human Centipede Sequel to have 12-person human centipede:

Donkey Hodey says: 11 out of 12 people think this idea sucks ass.

Other notables:

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This week I’ve got three copies of the Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire special edition DVD set, now available from Comedy Central.  I’m sure it’s right up your alley, because I know how you guys love things that flame and man dunes (*high fives frat buddies*).  (…I don’t know either, man.).  Anyway, here are your three winners:

[From Danny Trejo to Produce Basketball Version of The Blind Side]  Donkey Hodey says:

Donkey: Yer changin’ that boy’s laahfe.
Trejo: Chinga, ése. He changeen mine.

[From Jamie Foxx Wants to Eat Pizza in a Male Shower]

Jacktion! says:
I want to get a tattoo of Jamie Foxx winking over a pair of sunglasses while shredding on a double neck guitar, and riding a surfboard. Above that it’ll say in cursive “Let’s Party!” Behind it will be a big pot leaf, and behind that will be a big cross, because I’m real religious since my parents died.
Except change “let’s Party!” to “Happy Birthday, Rick!” because it’s his birthday tomorrow, and he will FREAK.

[From British University to Offer Masters in Vampire Lit]

Stinky Peet says: Stephenie Meyer’s favorite children’s book was See Dick, Run.

Great job, fellers.  And now for the honorable mentions:

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