We’ve got an exciting day of posts for you guys planned on this fine Halloween, and we’re kicking it off with Dogtor Who. Can you believe this is only number 95 on Matt’s list of Halloween Corgis? Because I’m not even smart enough to get Doctor Who and I would hug that thing until I died. Real talk: I would push a pregnant lady down stairs if she was standing between me and that dog. |Poopster|

MORNING LINKS
10 Classic Samuel L. Jackson Movie Scenes That Show Why He’s Hollywood’s Biggest Earner |Smoking Section|

You Knew It Was Coming: The Greatest Halloween Pet Costumes You’ll See This Year |UPROXX|

Pictured: Kudos to Mike from Screenrant for taking Dean Machine’s idea for an Andy Serkis costume that we talked about on the Frotcast and making it a reality.

Mega Gallery: Awesome, Geeky Pumpkins To Attempt To Carve This Weekend |Gamma Squad|

Lingerie Football’s Top Prize: Hitting A Woman |With Leather|

‘Community’ As Classic Film Comedies |Warming Glow|

Every ‘Friday the 13th’ Kill Ever |UGO|

14 “Sexy” Costumes That Defy Logic |Buzzfeed|

The 50 creepiest pieces of romance advice ever published |FARK|

The 9 worst roommates you’ll ever have. |HolyTaco|

Patton Oswalt describes his pumpkin patch encounter with a skanky fame whore. |TheSuperficial|

Kevin Connelly weighs in on Johnny Bananas lawsuit. Oh, man, this is just like Franklin and Bash. |Videogum|

The haunted history of seven American landmarks. |MentalFloss|

Hannah Mcintosh gets almost naked. |GorillaMask|

Nyan Cat Dog Wins Halloween |The Daily What|

The Most Inspirational Fictional Movie Moms |Unreality|

Clark Olson’s Amazing 2000 Toyota Corolla Review |High Definite|

More terrifying: Michael Myers, or Mike Myers? |ScreenJunkies|

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The Puppy Bowl released their starting line up.  This is Oliver.  His bio says he’s a movie buff, so clearly, this is important movie news.

MORNING LINKS

Need more Danger Guerrero? Try his guide to the Bill of Rights. |Uproxx|

And Ya Boi Burnsy’s, Hey, Taco Bell, where’s the beef? A lawsuit claims Taco Bell’s beef taco mix only has 35% actual beef. |UproxxNews|

Maurice Jones-Drew received death threats. Wow, someone hates hyphen names even more than me. |WithLeather|

In case you missed it, Talking “Sheeeit” with The Wire‘s Isiah Whitlock.  |FilmDrunkExclusive|

New Sucker Punch Posters, Animated Banners. Chicks, leather.  |GammaSquad|

Jersey Shore taking next season to Italy.  Oh boy, I bet Italians will love being associated with them. |WarmingGlow|

A State of the Union Word Cloud. |TheDailyWhat|

Breaking: Marisa Miller is hot.  |Clutch|

Ah, the first Super-Bowl related domestic violence case, like the first robin of spring. How’d you weasel out of this one, Florida? |BostonBarstoolSports|

25 hot chicks fishing. |HolyTaco|

Amanda Carrier models a hand bra. |GorillaMask|

Christian Bale says that if Christopher Nolan wants to do Batman 4, so does he. |Fark|

Oscars 2011 Snubs and Surprises.  Oh sure, original article, guys. |Moviefone|

9 replacement sponsors for MTV’s Skins. |ScreenJunkies|

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^{I said the bikini top, not the necklace!  Stupid dog.}

Well, it had to happen.  The makers of Marley and Me have finally put out a trailer that isn’t solely about the adorable puppy.  But even with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson featuring prominently, the dog still seems to be the main character.  It gets them into wacky adventures and teaches everyone a valuable lesson about unconditional love.  It’s basically like if Forrest Gump was a dog.
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