Okay, you can all stop making “Jack Reacharound” jokes now. This Photoshop did it better than you were going to anyway. |FunnyorDie|

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Mysterious package addressed to Indiana Jones arrives at U of Chicago |Film Drunk|

Brendan shares one of his earliest memories, and, of course, it involves poop |Frotcast|

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The Best And Worst Things About The Sci-fi Movies Of 2012 |Gamma Squad|

The Internet’s 15 Best Tributes To ‘Home Alone’ |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Martin Short And Paul McCartney |Warming Glow|

Some Iowa Baseball Players Are Being Haunted By A Ghost That Steals Panties |With Leather|

10 Must-Have Liquors For The Holiday Season |Smoking Section|

Danny Amendola Got Grit In Your Eyes |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I like girls because squishy |theChive|

The 7 Absolute Worst Ads Of 2012 |Buzzfeed|

Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus |The Superficial|

12 Letters That Didn’t Make the Alphabet |Mental Floss|

The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 |Videogum|

Tom Cruise Is A Giant |IDLYITW|

Gluttonous Puppy Loses Self Control |Clip Nation|

Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other |Pajiba|

The 10 Greatest Apocalypse Movies |Fark|

The Three Best Megan Fox GIFs of 2012 |Brobible|

Dido Ft. Kendrick Lamar – Let Us Move On |High Definite|

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Exclusive: Even More Storyboards From Channing Tatum’s ‘White House Down’! |Film Drunk|

12 TV Stars We Love in 12 Movies We Hate |Warming Glow|

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20 Panels Of Archie Out of Context |Gamma Squad|

M.O.B.: Seven Steps To Saving Money At The Strip Club |Smoking Section|

Patton Oswalt And Marc Maron Livetweeted Their Chance Encounter On A Plane |UPROXX|

Nick DiChiara’s Long Snap Trick Shots Are Awesome, Impossibly Coordinated |With Leather|

Of Course John Mayer Uses ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ To Pick Up Chicks |TheSuperficial|

Let’s See How Donald Glover Performed On “Hip Hop Squares” |Buzzfeed|

What Causes Eye Floaters? |Mentalfloss|

Chris Brown Siri Ad |College Humor|

5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need To Retire |HolyTaco|

Vince Vaughn And Chris Parnell Ambush Conan |HuffPost Comedy|

Tracy Morgan Says He’s Khloe Kardashian’s Father |IDLYITW|

The evolution of videogames, as seen in 28 movie cameos |Fark|

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now |Videogum|

Rapper Krispy Kreme is Back with a New Track |TheDailyWhat|

Five Moments That Prove Batman Is As Insane As The Joker |Unreality|

Wes Anderson’s 10 Awesomest Characters |ScreenJunkies|

This Video of a Slinky on a Treadmill Is Surprisingly Epic |Brobible|

Banksy Site Updates |High Definite|

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First Pictures from Tarantino’s Django Unchained (!!!) |Film Drunk|

Alison Brie’s 10 Most Internet Bait-able Moments |UPROXX|

2012 NBA Playoffs: 16 Players To Watch |Smoking Section|

He might regret this in the morning |via fckyeahdementia|

A new segment of Hott Goss, Cabin in the Woods spoilers, and much, much more |Frotcast|

When Twitter Gets Racist: How Should We Deal With The Attack On Joel Ward? |With Leather|

Star Wars Infographics Have The Information Every Jedi Needs |Gamma Squad|

Dogs that Look Like ‘Game of Thrones’ Characters |Warming Glow|

6 Reasons Japan’s Instagram Is Better Than Ours |Buzzfeed|

F*ck Kelso! |The Superficial|

15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute |College Humor|

Dance Magick! |Videogum|

15 Songs That Stayed in the Billboard Hot 100 for Over a Year |Pajiba|

Dog vs Electric Toothbrush. Who will win? WHO WILL WIN? |TheDailyWhat|

In 1945 a Japanese Bomb Exploded in Oregon, Killing Six |Mentalfloss|

The 7 Skankiest Hookers In Film and Television |ScreenJunkies|

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Supercut: Movie students giving dumbass answers |Film Drunk|

TV’s 20 Greatest Original (Non-Theme) Songs |Warming Glow|

We Handicap Some Joseph Gordon-Levitt “Dark Knight Rises” Rumors |Gamma Squad|

We’ve all had moments like this |via notyourbestday|

Meme Watch: Bad Luck Leo Is Here To Divert Your Attention From Leonardo DiCaprio Banging Models |UPROXX|

Esquire & Chrissy Teigen Create New Rules For Concert-Going |Smoking Section|

Jeremy Lin, Tim Tebow Part Of Time’s 100 Most Influential People In The World |With Leather|

Jose Canseco’s Insane Twitter Rant Presented By Corgis |Buzzfeed|

Monkey Man of the Day |TheDailyWhat|

How Newt Gingrich Really Got Bitten by a Penguin |College Humor|

Adult Swim Interview with Brendon Small |Adult Swim|

I Finally Have A Thing To Say About The Muppets |Videogum|

15 writers and directors who’ve spawned their own separate genres |Fark|

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be The Mayor Of Glendale Now. No, Really. |TheSuperficial|

All sorts of awesome shit in slow motion! |GorillaMask|

10 Aliens Cunningly Disguised as Attractive Celebrities |Pajiba|

Morbid Road Trip: The Scattered Artifacts of Lincoln’s Assassination |Mentalfloss|

Five Incredibly Creepy Animated Short Films |Unreality|

Kelly Brook Has a Tumblr and It’s Glorious |Brobible|

A Look At The Coolest Film-Related Viral Videos |ScreenJunkies|

Aziz Ansari: Texting With Girls |High Definite|

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140 Characters of Ego: May Edition. |Uproxx|

Nudity For Charity? |Uproxx|

25 Awesome Comic Book Cosplay Teams and Team-Ups. |GammaSquad|

This Summer in Codpieces & Crotch Bulges. The Sexy Summer Movie Codpiece Quiz. |FilmDrunk|

Alison Brie’s gloriously heaving breasts — gifs. |WarmingGlow|

The NFL’s Bravest Faces Part Two. |WithLeather|

Japanese guy with no arms OR legs throws out first pitch. |NYCBarstool|

The wildest hats from the Kentucky Derby. |Buzzfeed|

Shocking news: Epic Beard Man is homeless. (Wasn’t he always homeless?). |TheDailyWhat|

Navy SEAL dog is on Twitter. |BostonStool|

Justin Bieber is a cake puncher, apparently. |TheSuperficial|

Fat lady vs. Waves. Who Ya Got? |GorillaMask|

The ten greatest words given to us by television. |Fark|

Kate Upton is good at Twitter, big tit having. |WWTDD|

9 celebs who actually went from rags to riches. |Guyism|

Midnight gifs. |HolyTaco|

Ricky Gervais joins Spy Kids 4. |ScreenJunkies|

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