This is the second trailer for Antichrist, from Dogme 95/The Idiots/Dancer in the Dark filmmaker Lars Von Trier (first trailer here). The idea of a Danish director doing a movie about the antichrist is kind of terrifying.  When it comes to sacrilege, no one holds a candle to the Scandinavians. Don’t believe me? Read about Norwegian Black Metal some time you’re interested in having nightmares.  Anyway, this version of the trailer has Danish subtitles, and the second damned word in it is “sorgmønster.”  Sorgmønster!  I don’t know what it means, but it sounds like it means a big scary demon, or penis, or demon penis, or Willem Dafoe.

[via Twitch]

Earlier today I wrote, “Kevin Smith has always seemed like a pretty cool dude.” In response, FilmDrunkard “T” sent me the above video. It’s old, but I hadn’t seen it before, and figured you probably haven’t either (I like to project like that). Anyway, it’s an old news story about religious whiners protesting Dogma, and Kevin Smith secretly joining their ranks. When the local news discovers him and interviews him about the movie, he still refuses to break character:

Smith: “I don’t think it stands for anything positive.”
Interviewer: “What does it stand for?”
Smith: “I don’t know, but I’ve been told …not good.”

Beautiful. It makes me sad Robert Downey Jr. didn’t dress up as a retard and Ben Stiller as his handler during the Tropic Thunder protests. “Ben Stiller is a bad man. His movies hurt my retard.” *RDJ groans like Chewbacca*