Oh, dogs with hands, is there anything they CAN’T do? |via thedailywhat|

MORNING LINKS

• Clips from the Quentin Tarantino roast the only place you’ll find them online, plus, frotcasting galore. |Frotcast 26|

• Nuns who steal, a stunning exposé. |Uproxxnews|

• Three easy steps to surviving an alien abduction. |Uproxx|

• The 10 worst characters on the best TV shows. |WarmingGlow|

• 15 Classic rap remakes we’d like to hear. |SmokingSection|

• Conan O’Brian talks DC heroes who suck. |GammaSquad|

Forget puppies, this pygmy baby hippo is like a muffin basket got f*cked by a rainbow. |DailySquee|

• Gaming WikiLeaks: the biggest leaks in the videogame world. |G4|

• Tron-themed Christmas light optical illusion. |TheDailyWhat|

• An interview with the Avatar back tattoo guy. |UnrealityMag|

• It’s better when naked girls smile like this. Stop it with the cheesy sex faces. |GorillaMask|

• The best protest signs of 2010. |Buzzfeed|

• Is this the weirdest hockey goal of all time? |NYCBarstoolSports|

• Rappers review movies: Black Swan edition. |NextMovie|

• The internet explained! |HolyTaco|

• An interview with Mr. Johnny Depp. |Screenjunkies|

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My favorite Arizonian, Pauly Dangerously, rocking his FilmDrunk shirt. If there was a Mount Rushmore of FilmDrinking, this would probably be on it.

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Here’s a poor dog whose owners made him watch Snow Dogs.  Poor guy.  Change the channel, you bastards, this is just cruel. |via Buzzfeed|

MORNING LINKS

• Which Group-Buying Website Will Come Out On Top? Come for the news, stay for the pictures of kitties.|Uproxx|

• Check out our most downloaded Frotcast of all time and audio from the Quentin Tarantino Roast, the only place you can find it online (it won’t be televised). |Frotcast25|

• Some dude makes street legal Tron light cycle. |GammaSquad|

• Seven minutes of dogs being awesome. |WarmingGlow|

• This week’s power rankings, presented by Hanukkah Dogs. |WithLeather|

• Check out the 2011 Grammy Nominations.  More pointless: Grammys or Emmies? Discuss. |TheSmokingSection|

• Diddy and Dirty Money perform on SNL. |RealTalkNY|

• Sons of Anarchy Creator Talks Season 3 Finale |UGO|

• 25 pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger looking dangerously unstable. |HolyTaco|

• Girl wins $125 grand football-throwing contest against a guy, who must now sit down to urinate from now on. |NYCBarstoolSports|

• Squirrel eats a cheesecake. |Buzzfeed|

• Reel Rumble: Is Robocop more man or machine?  |ScreenJunkies|

• My fellow be-Jew-fro’d Italian Adam Carolla goes on Attack of the Show to promote his book, In 50 Years We’ll All Be Chicks Like Kevin Pereira. |G4|

• Pictured: Apparently In Living Color is the opposite of The Andrew Show. I watched In Living Color, so that makes sense. |via Lamebook|

• Scooter Vader is the coolest guy to ever ride a scooter. |UnrealityMag|

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Yep, it’s a dog in an At-At costume.  Ahh, good times, good times.

DCJ links:

• A montage of people falling down.  |HolyTaco|
• Finally, a psychic talks to a dead Michael Jackson. |FListed|
• The 10 best boxes from movies and TV. |ScreenJunkies|
• Review of Dragon Age: Origins. |G4|
• Proof that dolphins are super racist against porpoises. Damn dirty porpi, always playin’ loud music and lazily collecting welfare checks. |KTVU|
• The tragic existence of semen allergies. |Asylum|
• College Humor’s halloween costume contest in pictures. |CollegeHumor|
• Intercourse with a vampire, episode 1. |Atom|
• A review of The Fourth Kind. |Pajiba|

And finally, this is a Vin diagram about movies:

[diagram via HolyTaco, video Geekologie by way of Buzzfeed]