Topher Grace Stars in ‘Not Adventureland’

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.15.10

Here we have Topher Grace, Anna Faris, Dmitri Martin, and Dan Fogler in the trailer for Michael Dowse’s Take Me Home Tonight, which doesn’t look terrible, just like a more generic version of Adventureland.take-me-home-tonight-poster

As the summer of 1988 winds down, three friends on the verge of adulthood attend an out-of-control party in celebration of their last night of unbridled youth. Recent MIT grad Matt Franklin (Topher Grace) should be working for a Fortune 500 company and starting his upward climb to full-fledged yuppie-hood. Instead, the directionless 23-year-old confounds family and friends by taking a part-time job behind the counter of a video store at the Sherman Oaks Galleria. [Cinematical]

Not to be confused with Greg Mottola’s 80s period piece from two years ago…

Unable to afford the European vacation he’d dreamed of, recent college grad James Brennan (Jesse Eisenberg) reluctantly takes a gig at a local amusement park, only to learn that the dead-end job is, in fact, excellent preparation for the real world.

And just when you’re like, “Whoa, aren’t they gonna put the Eddie Money song in the trailer?” BOOM!  There’s the f*ckin’ Eddie Money song, right in the f*ckin’ trailer! Meanwhile, Adventureland had the New York Dolls, Husker Dü, and the Velvet Underground, was rated R, and made no money.  Stupid Greg Mottola, what were you thinking, not naming your movie after a song, giving it a cheesy tagline, and making it look like a Glee episode?  Were you trying to not make money? Ugh, I hate people.

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STARRING GALIFIANAKIS, PAUL RUDD, AND MY BONER

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.13.10
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(The part of my boner will be played by this puppy in a sweater)

I’d watch Zach Galifianakis and Paul Rudd do anything, even gay nazi snuff porn.  Since August, they’ve been attached to co-star in Dinner for Schmucks, which may or may not involve gay nazis.  Today, Variety reports that Rudd has signed and Galifiankis is in talks to join the even-awesomer-sounding Will, for Little Miss Sunshine directors Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris, based on a Dmitri Martin pitch.

“Will” puts forth the fatalistic idea that we all live in a world in which events are predetermined by a staff of writers in Heaven. Rudd will play an Average Joe who wakes up one day to find that his writer, played by Galifianakis, has checked out. Left to live out an unscripted day, Rudd decides to take advantage of his newfound freedom.  [MTV]

Comedy writers in Heaven?  Pfff, that’s rich. Everyone knows all comedy writers are Jews.

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ANG LEE ‘TAKING WOODSTOCK’ (FROM BEHIND!)

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.26.09

After the jump, watch the trailer forTaking Woodstock, Brokeback/Crouching Tiger director Ang Lee’s latest film.  “Based on a true story” (whatever the hell that means any more), it stars comedian Dmitri Martin as Elliot Tiber, a closeted gay man living with his parents in upstate New York who offers his family’s property as the venue for the Woodstock festival.  I’m pretty excited about this – it’s so rare that my generation gets to relive the 60s through pop culture these days.  Please, tell me more about Bob Dylan and the Vietnam war protests. I’m on the edge of my seat.

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