ANOTHER WITTY DISASTER MOVIE POSTER

06.16.08 Written by Vince Mancini

The brains behind Date Movie and Meet the Spartans have released another poster for their upcoming film, Disaster Movie (see the previous posters here).  This time, they take aim at Indiana Jones, because that’s also a disaster movie… Wait, no, it’s not.  But they’ve heard of Indiana Jones and so have you!  This shared knowledge becomes the basis for humor!

The picture is accompanied by the hilarious tagline "Rock on!" because not only do they want you to "get excited" and "party down", but also because the poster depicts a person with an actual rock on him.  It’s like they say one thing that also means another thing!  This is truly the cutting edge of humorousness.

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ANOTHER REASON GOD HATES YOU

06.11.08 Written by Vince Mancini

Those two idiots behind Meet the Spartans have released a second poster for Disaster Movie, in which, presumably, they plan to parody Twister and Armageddon and Deep Impact and Dante’s Peak and some other movies that came out 15 years ago. The older poster is on the right. The new one on the left is an obvious reference to the Simpson’s Movie poster.  Why would they reference The Simpson’s in a parody of disaster movies, you ask?  Uh… Because it was easy?  Because they could remember it?  Who knows – why does a retard smear crap on his face?  It’s pointless to explain.  All I know is, giving these guys money to make another movie is worse than kicking a puppy down a flight of stairs.

[Photo source = IMPA

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