College Humor’s latest original video (watch it below) is a deleted scene from Twilight, in which Edward tries to convince Bella to do anal.  I think I already made this joke a while ago (a couple times; I admit, it was kind of obvious). But credit where credit’s due: the execution here is spot on.  Plus, I really like the word “buttsex.” It’s just fun to describe really vulgar things with non-vulgar words.  Think about it: “throatf*cking” < “weinergagging”.
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The lovely folks at Access Hollywood (is that the one with the guy from Sugar Ray?) were nice enough to send over this deleted scene from Iron Man, which will be on the DVD when it comes out next month.  /Film describes the action so I don’t have to:

The three-and-a-half minute sequence shows what happens when Tony Stark wants to throw a last minute party at his house in Dubai. This sequence gives an answer to a plot hole some had, because Stark can’t fly from California to the Middle East in the suit, as it would be technologically impossible. There is also a cameo from Ghostface Killah. For those who don’t know, the members of Wu Tang are supposedly big comic book fans, and one of Ghostface Killah’s aliases is “Iron Man” and sometimes “Tony Stark”. The scene also provides Stark with an alibi for his work in the Middle East incident.

Excessive pool sequences, random cameos, bad porn dialogue – are you sure this isn’t an outtake from Entourage?  I’m surprised Brett Ratner didn’t show up to offer Tony Stark a part in Rush Hour 5.