Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: For A Good Time, Call The Paperboy

Written by Morton Salt / 01.22.13

Guess which one’s an Oscar winner

With lots of new films hitting DVD today, there’s something for every discerning fan of cinema.  Besides The Paperboy (pictured above) we’ve got new films with Jake Gyllenhaal, Patton Oswalt, Danny Trejo, and Olivia Thirlby.  There’s films about universal soldiers, imposters, fat kids, phone-sex workers, and samurais.  There’s warriors of witchcraft and witch’s brew, and even one of this year’s Oscar-nominated films.

The DVDs:
End Of Watch
The Paperboy
Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning
Nature Calls
Death Race 3: Inferno
Searching For Sugar Man
For A Good Time, Call…
Nobody Walks
The Imposter
Officer Down
Tai Chi Zero
Fat Kid Rules The World
Hara-Kiri: Death Of A Samurai
Hansel & Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft
Night Of The Templar
Derby Dogs
Hold Your Breath
Dead Sushi
Witch’s Brew
Zombie Ed

Streaming: Check out your choices here.

Can’t remember which one of these films is an Oscar-nominee?  Continue reading to find out.  Want to know why nobody walks?  Maybe it’s because fat kids rule the world, but you should continue reading just to be sure.  If you don’t really care and just want something to stream on Netflix, click the link above, but you’ll be missing out on a movie that gets the Dove Seal of Approval, despite featuring attempted vehicular manslaughter and scenes of people being covered in human excrement.  The choice is yours. Read the rest of this entry »

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IF YOU LIKED DEATH RACE, YOU’LL LOVE DEATH RACERS

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.18.08

If you’re anything like me, you saw Death Race and probably thought, “Cool idea, but a little too cerebral for my tastes.  Plus it’s just so slick and Hollywood.”  Well, friend, today we’re in luck, because I have the trailer for Death Racers, which is everything you liked about Death Race plus 1000% more Insane Clown Posse.

It stars, uh, Violent J and, um, Shaggy 2 Dope.  It goes straight to DVD on September 23rd, and the tagline is It’s not about the speed…It’s about the BLOOD! Though for the people that would actually buy this I’m gonna have to guess that it probably is about the speed.

[Thanks 2 RoboPanda for the tip]

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