In the immortal words of Kenny Powers, it’s with much disbelief that I ask, “Sh*t, you can die from that?”. Apparently, watching a porno ranks somewhere up next to fighting terrorism on planet Earth’s danger chart. The UK’s Daily Mail recently ran an article featuring the timeless story of a beautiful young woman who died whilst masturbating to a porno flick. Oh don’t you worry, in respectable Daily Mail fashion, the article was sure to feature the woman’s full name, yet still manage to withhold the title of the porno that did her in. I’m guessing she must have been watching Eff Me To Death: Volume 3, but I could be wrong. It definitely may have been Volume 2.

A 30-year-old woman’s death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today. Children’s nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her.

A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.

‘After they [the neighbors-Ed.] broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,’ said Sgt Webb. ‘She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.

‘The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.’

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When I saw those ads for the Final Destination movies, I always just assumed it was gore porn for stupid people.  Little did I know… THE STORIES WERE TRUE!

An Italian woman who arrived late for the Air France plane flight that crashed in the Atlantic last week has been killed in a car accident, it has been reported.
Johanna Ganthaler, a pensioner from Bolzano-Bozen province, had been on holiday in Brazil with her husband Kurt and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31.
All 228 people aboard lost their lives after the plane crashed into the Atlantic four hours into its flight to Paris.
The ANSA news agency reported that the couple had managed to pick up a flight from Rio the following day. It said that Ms Ganthaler died when their car veered across a road in Kufstein, Austria, and swerved into an oncoming truck. Her husband was seriously injured. [TimesOnline]

Pensioner – that means hot twenty something, right?  In the movies, death only cares about you if you’re hot and young.  But it seems, try as it might, it hasn’t finished the job on her husband.  And Death is intent on collecting the souls of the ones who cheated it.  I smell sequel.  …Oh, and uh, my condolences to the family or whatever.

The suspect arrested in the shooting death of Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott has been released, and the shooting ruled an accident caused by Ruffalo playing with the gun.

Attorney Ronald Richards said he presented evidence to detectives during a five-hour meeting Tuesday night that proved Adham did not shoot Scott Ruffalo early Dec. 1. He said Ruffalo’s gunshot wound to the head was self-inflicted — that Adham was essentially a witness to a game of Russian Roulette.

“This was an accidental shooting by someone that plays with guns,” Richards said. He credited police with being “more than impartial with the facts.”

Richards said Adham, a friend of Scott Ruffalo’s, had gone to the hairdresser’s condo to retrieve keys to her sport utility vehicle, then fled the scene.

“A series of wrong decisions starting with her not staying at the scene of the shooting caused an incredible chain reaction of stupidity and bad luck,” Richards said. He said she received poor legal advice from other attorneys before her surrender. [Yahoo]

Well that’s good.  I mean, not good, but for some reason, a guy that accidentally shoots himself doesn’t seem nearly as bad news as him getting shot “execution style”.  In related news, Nick Nolte recently improved his lifetime Russian Roulette record to 76-3.

Meanwhile, here’s some video of the lesser known game, Peruvian Roulette.