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Panic Room Alumni Unite! Jodie Foster Comes K-Stew’s Defense |Film Drunk|

The 10 Greatest TV Appearances From ‘The Expendables’ |Warming Glow|

I was going to go with a Miley Cyrus haircut joke, but I didn’t. [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Meme Watch: Mo Farah Running Away From Things |UPROXX|

Women Be Shoppin’… For NFL Gear |With Leather|

Our 12 Favorite Answers From Stan Lee’s Reddit AMA |Gamma Squad|

Seven ’90s Stars We Wanted To Screw, But Not Anymore |Smoking Section|

The 10 Best Moments From Episode 2 Of Dolphins ‘Hard Knocks’ |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Thanks Lochte! Got the douce count back up! |IDLYITW|

The Six Best Billboards Of The Last Six Years |Buzzfeed|

6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter |Holy Taco|

Don’t Expect An Increase In Stefon This Season |HuffPost Comedy|

Amanda Bynes Looks… Wow |The Superficial|

Life-Altering Sriracha Creation of the Day |Daily What|

7 Absolutely Insane Animal Defense Mechanisms |Mental Floss|

Disney’s Undead Princesses |Unreality|

The 6 Most Depressing Future Earth Movies |Screen Junkies|

The 10 Wildest Roller Coasters on Earth |The FW|

The Petting Zoo |Videogum|

A Horse Taking It To The Limit |High Definite|

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Waqas found this for us in Sweden. I loved it because I’m five.

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Film Drunk Scene Breakdown: Stone Cold |Film Drunk|

Last week’s Frotcast was pretty good, because it was full of murder. |Frotcast|

20 of the Creepiest Celebrities Without Eyebrows |UPROXX|

Louis C.K.’s Tribute to George Carlin |Warming Glow|

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17 Gorgeous Black Cat Cosplay Pictures |Gamma Squad|

Olivia Munn Looked Fantastic While Pretending to Play Golf for Charity |With Leather|

The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History |Buzzfeed|

SNL’s Top 15 Sketches from the Last 3 Years |FARK|

Three suggestions for the Postal Service. |HolyTaco|

Pornhub is trying to buy Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. Pornhub? Not familiar. |TheSuperficial|

Oliver’s piece for Mental Floss on the stages of Mac fandom. |MentalFloss|

Your weekly Entourage recap. |Videogum|

A wonderful compilation of girls on bikes falling. |GorillaMask|

3 Flowcharts for People with Social Anxieties |College Humor|

Meet the Dog with the Longest Ears in the World |Daily What|

Archer‘s Pam IRL |Unreality|

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Oh, I’m sorry, is this video a little old? I don’t care. It’s about a dog that thinks he’s an elephant. It’s abou following your dreams. |BunnyFood|

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Hey, remember “You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?” Well the guy who edited that for us, Jeff Smith, recently won second place in a remix context Edgar Wright put on. Check out his video! |Vimeo|

Your Nostalgia Is Killing You: The 30 Worst TV Theme Songs of All Time |UPROXX|

This Week’s Frotcast: Lindy West on Bronan, Burnsy on the gayest song. |Frotcast|

Planned Parenthood: 5 Jay-Z Songs About Becoming a Dad |Smoking Section|

The 8 Most Nauseating Disney Channel Shows of All Time |Warming Glow|

7 Monsterous Cthulhu Tattoos: The Evil Being Awakens Human Skin |Gamma Squad|

SUPPORT MATT UFFORD’S ANNUAL GET-NAKED-FOR-CHARITY EVENT. On the serious, he makes me wish I was a better person. |KissingSuzyKolber|

The real musicians behind fictional bands. |MentalFloss|

All your hurricane-coinciding UFO sighting videos, all in one place. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|

Your August 2011 fail compilation. |GorillaMask|

First-ever video of the rare African Golden Cat in the wild. |TheDailyWhat|

Jesus, Leanne Rimes’s boobs are farther apart than Amanda Seyfried’s eyes. |TheSuperficial|

Brad Pitt is your new celebrity hero! Whatever, he’s still no Baby Goose. |Videogum|

CNN’s “Five Questions to Ask Before Having Penis Surgery.” |HolyTaco|

Matthew Fox Punched a Lady in the vagina |FARK|

5 Petty Acts That Somehow Violated NCAA Rules |The Smoking Jacket|

Nine Awesome Animal Actors. |ScreenJunkies|

7 Bizarre Ancient Contraception Techniques |Buzzfeed|

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The Ten Most Ridiculous Items On Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries’ Wedding Registry [Uproxx]

10 examples of religious groups freaking out over TV shows [WarmingGlow]

Montel Williams Enters The Marijuana Dispensary Business [Uproxx]

Tupac Shakur’s Alleged Quad City Shooter Confesses [TSS]

The Dugout by Bill Simmons [WithLeather]

Awesome 3D art from Victor Hugo. |GammaSquad|

Cat Licks Invisible Ice Cream Cone [Buzzfeed]

Cat stuck in a hamster ball. Calling Parry Gripp. |TheDailyWhat|

Crystal Harris was planning to ditch Hef at the altar. She also can’t move her top lip, it seems. |TheSuperficial|

Wanna see a Canadian take a flash-bang grenade to the nuts? Course ya do. |GorillaMask|

Five real-life teachers who turned to criminal night jobs. |HolyTaco|

Never bring a gun to a game of Ding Dong Ditch. Overkill. |NYCStool|

Louis CK responds to Tracy Morgan-gate, and shockingly, he’s a lot more reasonable than Nia Vardalos. |Videogum|

This guy really didn’t like X-Men:First Class. |ScreenJunkies|

The Seven Best Con Artists in Movies [Unreality]

Spiderman Turn Off the Dark Pictures [EgoTV]

Five Must-Watch Videos of Vancouver Canucks Fans Rioting After Losing to Boston in the Stanley Cup [Brobible]

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Whoever had both the familiarity with Zardoz and the energy to make a dog-scale Zardoz costume… well I think it goes without saying that that person is our nation’s greatest hero.   [via - Thanks, Johnny L]

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Are T- Mobile And AT&T Really Merging? |Uproxx|

10 Recent Facebook Fails |Uproxx|

Don’t Know What Ellen Page Is Doing Here, But I Approve. |GammaSquad|

Dave Grohl On ‘Glee’: “F**k That.” |WarmingGlow|

Talking Rebecca Black, the racist UCLA girl, and Guy Fieri on the latest Frotcast. This week’s scheduled guest: Parry Gripp. Get excited. |Frotcast|

The SmokingSection’s SXSW In Photos. |TheSmokingSection|

St. Paddy’s Day is like Christmas for people who like watching drunk fight videos. |BostonBarstoolSports|

Paraplegic crime fighter busting illegal parkers. Sounds more like a paraplegic dick to me. |PhillyBarstoolSport|

Bloody Loco would like you to recognize that he is Bloody Loco. |TheDailyWhat|

The best Bollywood action sequences ever filmed. |UnrealityMag|

Worst metal band ever rocks middle school. |GorillaMask|

Art By Atomic Bomb Survivors In Japan. |Buzzfeed|

Taylor Momsen Will See Miley’s Lesbian Kiss and Raise Her All This Stuff. Who the hell is this chick again? |TheSuperficial|

This week’s TV power rankings. |Pajiba|

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back.  I hope he makes thing kiss his warlock rings. |WWTDD|

I’m disappointed in you, Supermoon.  |HolyTaco|

HBO working on a show about Dick Cheney. |ScreenJunkies|

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