Okay, okay, so I modified this screencap slightly from the original.   Either way, it’s pretty gotdamn creepy.  The article concerns his movie that looks like a Brinks home security commercial, incidentally.  But that’s neither here nor there.  The point is, David Schwimmer is going to rape you.  (*’More You Know’ music*)

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Here we have the trailer for David Schwimmer’s (yes, Ross from Friends) sophomore effort as a director, Trust, which will play the Toronto Film Festival next month.  I’m one of the few avowed Schwimmer defenders around (I think he’s a solid actor, sue me), but even with a script from Michael Ian Black and Simon Pegg, Run Fatboy Run was about as lame and generic as they come.  Schwimmer’s latest is about an online predator, and while I expect this kind of torn-from-the-headlines queef party from Dateline NBC or Law and Order: Juggalo Perverts Unit Kalamazoo, it’s not quite what I look for in a feature.  In fact, if you just watch this six seconds of it, it looks like a Brinks home security commercial:

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In other Simon Pegg-related news, it looks like we dirty Americans are going have to wait until MARCH FREAKIN' 28TH for Run, Fatboy, Run (trailer here).  I blame David Schwimmer.  I know he's only the director, but somehow he's responsible.  (Though I do applaud his use of proper punctuation, unlike those illiterate bastards behind Run Lola Run).

This movie has been out in England forever already, and we have to wait until 2008?!  I'll be old then!  Gah, I'm sick of this; Simon Pegg movies, pies with meat in them, beef-flavored potato chips, pale chicks with fucked up teeth; the British get all the fun stuff.  Okay, maybe not that last one.