Watch the Alvin and the Chipmunks trailer at Yahoo

The full trailer for Alvin and the Chipmunks is online over at Yahoo today, and perhaps the best thing I can say for it is that, unlike the earlier teaser trailer, no one appears to eat poop.  Though it does include a rather wet sounding fart.  Probably why this one’s rated PG and not G.  "Parental Guidance: Poop Eating and Farts".  Can I get that on a doormat?  

The worst part about this is watching Tobias Fünke (David Cross) whittle away at his respectability.  I hope he traded a pet project or a big pile of cash for this one.  I mean, nothing against Jason Lee – but the guy’s a Scientologist, and those people are nothing if not gullible. 

But by far the most outrageous thing about the Alvin and the Chipmunks is the fact that they’re out making big budget movies while the California Raisins continue to toil in obscurity.  Hollywood, what a bunch of racists.  Racism is so typical of the cabal of wealthy Jew bankers running that place.