Demoted stars David Cross as the guy who takes constant crap from his co-workers at the tire company, UNTIL ONE DAY, the boss dies, Cross inherits the job, and sets out to exact revenge. HIJINKS, color yourself ENSUE.
Demoted comes from the director of American Pie 2 and Say it Ain’t So (about Chis Klein accidentally falling in love with his sister), and unfortunately, looks a lot more like those than it does any of David Cross’ non-Alvin & the Chipmunks-related work. In fact, it appears to be one long collection of high-larious pranks and zany antics. Oh my gosh you guys, Stifler jizzed in my tea again! Damn, you, Stifler! You’re just too wild and crazy! (*air guitar*)
[via Collider]
I’ve got the new trailer for Year One after the jump. It’s got a solid cast (Cera, Black, David Cross, Paul Rudd) and was co-written by Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, but it was also directed by Harold Ramis, whose last three movies were the Ice Harvest, Analyze That, and Bedazzled (yes, a Brendan Fraser joint). The setting should provide lots of material, but let’s hope they avoided the annoying LET’S WRITE 50 GAGS INTO EVERY SCENE! tendency. That only works in porno.
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In a recent blog, David Cross addressed his participation in Alvin and the Chipmunks, and how Patton Oswalt kinda sorta but not really dissed him for it in his blog. Here’s a snip (more after the jump):
Up to working on "Alvin" I had not worked in six (SIX!) months. That is an eternity if you’re an actor. Think about not working for two months with no hope of anything on the horizon. Now triple that. It was the longest period without work since after "Ben Stiller" got cancelled (the show, not the man) and I was going nuts. I was depressed and difficult to live with. I was VERY happy to have the work. Again, no regrets.
One thing to note here is that we know that they approached at least me, Patton, and Brian. Three non-traditional funny guys who can do something with the part that isn’t on the page. I’d say the people involved with the film (at least on the creative end) have pretty good taste. They could have offered the part to Anthony Clark or Jim Breuer or Dat Phan, but then they wouldn’t be able to balance out the empty void that Jason Lee brings to the film.
It’s a fairly interesting read, and not surprisingly, more cleverly written than say, a Courtney Love blog. But you can pretty much sum it up with "I needed money and I was bored." We get it, bro, get over yourself. Hey, remember when people used to settle disputes with pistols at dawn? Thank gosh for civilization, blog duels are waaay more interesting.
"Dear Internet: Steve is a stinky jerkface. The End." I love the smell of catharsis in the morning!
I live in NYC for a reason. I enjoy it here. I have numerous creative friends and we share much of the same sensibilities. We rarely, if ever, talk about "the business", which I really like. Something that people constantly talk about in LA, which I really don’t like. This comes with a cost of course. It’s expensive to live here. I have a pretty modest lifestyle, I live in the same relatively small 1100 sq. foot apartment since I moved here. I don’t own a car, don’t go out "clubbing", and don’t really own anything of much value. I am in no way hurting for money but I guarantee you that I have much, much less than you think. The reason I bring this up is because two years ago I decided that I wanted to get a small place upstate. Nothing fancy, a small cottage on at least a couple of acres near some water where I could get out of here, get some fresh air, buy a smoker, make some b-b-q and hang out with my dog on the porch. I looked informally for a long time but never found anything that I liked in my price range. Then finally, after much disappointed searching, I did. It’s a small cottage on 5 1/2 acres in the middle of the woods in Sullivan county. It has a largish stream running through it and best of all it’s in the middle of nowhere. No town, no nothing. Two hours outside the city and only about a ten minute drive from the Delaware River. Perfect. It was a little more than I had budgeted for but it was definitely worth it. I asked the owner if he’d take some of my credibility as payment. He looked at me as if I was an alien with A.I.D.S. speaking some intergalactic gobbledy-goo. I had to patiently explain to this country bumpkin about my indie hipster cred, and I would now like to cash it in. This rural rube was so backwards and ignorant that he couldn’t even conceive of how financial markets work and simple free market capitalism. I tried again to explain the concept of the value of "credibility" and "artistic integrity" but he refused to take it in exchange for the house. This guy was a fucking idiot! But what could I do? He wouldn’t take no for an answer. If I wanted that cottage I would have to pay him money. Sigh. So I used my "Alvin and the Chipmunks" money to pay for the down payment. Seriously, I totally did.
This is Jason Bateman being his normal fruity-ass self, talking about the possibility of an Arrested Development movie with the show’s creator, Mitchell Hurwitz.
Ever since the final episode aired 22 months ago, with a scene in which Maeby (Alia Shawkat) tried to sell the rights of her family’s story to Ron Howard, only to have the sly producer insist he’d rather see it as a movie than a TV show, “AD” fans have filled the Internet with chatter. [MTV]
Arrested Development is probably the best show of all time, and since everyone on it (Bateman, Michael Cera, Will Arnett) is kind of a big deal now – except David Cross, who must have a thousand-dollar-a-day coke habit to be taking part in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie – a movie would make sense.
And movie adaptations of TV shows are all the rage right now, what with a Simpsons Movie, X-Files Movie, and Futurama Movie all being made recently. I’m thinking we can expect an Arrested Development movie in about 2015. Right after the Caroline in the City movie comes out.
Petit Update: As commenter "Lalala I can’t hear you!" points out, there’s plenty of goodness to be found on Arrested Development’s IMDB quote page.
MTV has a couple new clips (watch them here) from Alvin and the Chipmunks that they introduce thusly:
What happens when you mix David Cross with three over-caffeinated singing chipmunks? If 20th Century Fox has their way, it will be sheer hilarity and boffo box office. “Alvin and the Chipmunks” opens December 14th, but we’ve got your first look below.
Yeah, sure buddy. Any time you hear a guy say "If __ has their way…" or "boffo" you can pretty much guarantee he’s full of sh-t and trying really hard not to rip something.
It’s only out of sheer, morbid curiosity that I post this stuff. Who thought this was a good idea? And how much money are they throwing at this thing? They got Jason Lee and David Cross to be in it, two guys who seem to have reasonably decent taste and who aren’t poor - I’m thinking it was blackmail. Or maybe large blackmale. The large blackmale. The first trailer had a chipmunk eating poop. In this one, it sounds like Alvin’s singing a strip tease song as he suggestively hula hoops. Is this supposed to be a kid’s movie about rodents who eat other’s crap and try to f-ck me? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
