This video of Darth Vader dubbed with Arnold Schwarzenegger is exactly what it sounds like and twice as funny. This is roughly the 10 millionth Vader dub I’ve seen, and yet… Arnold makes it new again. [via Viral Viral]

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Apparently this is super old and has been seen by three million people already, but I wasn’t one of them, and perhaps you aren’t either.  It’s just Darth Vader redubbed with James Earl Jones’ dialog from The Great White Hope (and some other movies, I’m not going to Google everything).  In this version, he tells Leia things like, “Yeah, you lucky I too busy to find you, girl, you sellin my clothes, my ring, my silver brushes.”  Anyway, if you haven’t seen it, it’s simple, yet brilliant. (Thanks, Michelle)

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[via ZanyPickle. Jesus that is a horrible name for a site. I hope I never have to type it again.]